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Thank you. But lets get back to the president. Do you know him well . I had a chance to travel all across the country with the president on Trump Force One. Stephen Trump Force One is not a thing. Youre insane. laughter look, you can be as condescending as you want. Stephen i can . Oh, good to know i love your forehead. Is it true its the inspiration behind the film three billboards . laughter and applause tell me, whats it like being a psychotic lapdog whos a mouthpiece for a mentally incompete...

Like obstructducken. Anyway, whatever it is, its pretty bad. Its not that bad. Now, trumps attorney and Melissa Mccarthy disguised as wilford brimley, ty cobb declined to comment. Thats not good. Maybe trump should ask his lawyer if he can fear his lawyer. But donald trump did comment. Did you seek to fire mueller. Fake news, folks, fake news. Stephen man that is his answer to everything lets test that proposition. Mr. President , how do you respond to the allegation that you are mentally compet...

And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 813, tampa steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that is what you want right there that is the crowd you want a great, new york city crowd welcome, everybody, welcome. Welcome to the tonight show this is it, baby [ cheers and applause ] youre here. Welcome, you guys. Lets get to the news here. Tonight was President Trumps first state of the union. And i saw that trump read his speech off a teleprompter. [ light lau...

And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 813, tampa steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that is what you want right there that is the crowd you want a great, new york city crowd welcome, everybody, welcome. Welcome to the tonight show this is it, baby [ cheers and applause ] youre here. Welcome, you guys. Lets get to the news here. Tonight was President Trumps first state of the union. And i saw that trump read his speech off a teleprompter. [ light lau...

Justice, or is it something new, like obstructducken. Anyway, whatever it is, its pretty bad. Its not that bad. Now, trumps attorney and Melissa Mccarthy disguised as wilford brimley, ty cobb declined to comment. Thats not good. Maybe trump should ask his lawyer if he can fear his lawyer. But donald trump did comment. Did you seek to fire mueller. Fake news, folks, fake news. Stephen man that is his answer to everything lets test that proposition. Mr. President , how do you respond to the allega...

Tonight, trump loves a parade. Plus, stephen welcomes jon oliver beanie feldstein and Wolfgang Puck featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey stephen i apologize. I didnt mean to scare you. Thanks so much. Please have a seat, everybody, very nice. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome one, welcome all. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause you know, ...

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She told me she had killed her parents. I want my parents out of my life. Was he her pawn . I had a choice whether he killed my importants reporter did he kill for love or just confess to it . One of them is lying. Reporter now a few anymore and new evidence tonight, claiming he is innocent. Reporter you say that jens confessed to a crime he didnt commit out of love, loyalty, lust for Elizabeth Haysom. You have a guy who has been with one woman in his life, and she is the devil. Reporter if he d...

Magician dan white. And featuring the legendary ros crew. Questlove 81 pounds, illinois steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey fantastic. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] youre here thank you very much. Well, heres what people are talking about. You guys, we are just three days away from super bowl lii. That is right. [ cheers and applause ] which means that were just three days away...

Okay. Still not on. [la cucaracha blares] hmm. There you go. Still not on. [upbeat news broadcast music] so, obviously, because of the lawsuit, the network has put some restrictions on what stories we can run. However, the show must go on, so. Who has pitches . How about an investigation into highfrequency trading on wall street . Too risky. All [gasp] diana what about an investigation into how nice it is to get a card on your birthday . Hello, diana. What brings you here . I have some exciting ...