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April 30, 2024
“Pastor, how can you believe in the Bible when it’s been translated so many times?” That’s a common objection. Meaning no insult, but it’s
April 29, 2024
The 1990 script features Elaine buying a gun and making JFK assassination jokes.
April 20, 2024
With all due respect to lima bean haters, I think that lima beans deserve respect.
February 16, 2024
One in 11 million. Those are the odds of dying in a plane crash.
February 10, 2024
How do multiple-choice tests make you feel? Is this hard to answer? Would it help to have answer choices? OK, let’s try this in multiple-choice format:
February 2, 2024
The economy is good. The economy is bad. Inflation is almost over. A recession is coming soon. The economy is improving — maybe. But let’s wait and see.
January 29, 2024
I looked over the edge. I had a sudden, overwhelming desire to jump. It looked like fun. A lot of fun.
January 22, 2024
Plagiarism is a topic about which I have written in the past, but I return to it because of recent events — and by recent events, I mean the resignation
January 13, 2024
The latest casualty is Fruit Stripe gum. In other words, it has been discontinued.
December 15, 2023
Some things defy logic. And many of the things that defy logic are not exactly positive sorts of things.