sodas to cereals. we ll go through that debate, joe, you and your diet coke. good morning and welcome to morning joe. well, let me say this, willie. let me say this, okay? yeah, i ve had a few diet coke in my day. five a day. growing up, growing up, i think we all knew three things. number one, of course, willie, we knew you never eat a big dinner before you go swimming, right? just don t do it. sure. number two, never, ever, ever, and mcarthur taught us this, don t get engaged in a ground war in asia. number three, i think we all knew from the first sip of diet coke that we had in 1982, like, we knew it caused cancer. no. you had a sip, you know, this tastes okay, but it is probably going to kill me. let me have another one. seriously, we were sitting around with our pop rocks and everything else, put down our tabs and mr. pibbs, then we pick those up. you drank diet coke, and you knew when you had the first sip, you knew, yeah, this is what killed elvi
guy doing that and all of it looks an awful lot like something else we saw this week. yeah, i am talking about vangder pump rules on fox news you would never hear about this from gutfeld because it came out after 1972 but the bravo reality show centered around l.a. restaurant has been in the news a lot lately. because of this bar tender on bar tender cheating scandal and bar tenders probably cheat on each other all of the time, i mean, some bar tenders are probably out there cheating on each other right now. and maybe even while they re watching this so if you haven t been paying attention, here s a quick explainer. tom sandoval that guy cheated on his girlfriend ariana. he had a scandalous affair with best friend raquel a waitress engaged to dj kennedy one of the and shocked everyone except for mike bhoans said i don t watch shows who hang out with people other than their wives at wednesday reunion we saw people years tearing each other apart. [bleep] with a cheese grader
and all of it looks an awful like something else we saw thisl week.ng yeah i m talking about vannedderpum op rules and never hear d from this on gutfeld because it came out after 197272 but the bravo reality show centered aroun rd an l.a. restaurant has been in the news a lo newt lately.la becaustee of this bar tender on bar tender cheating scandal. and bar tenders probably cheat on each other all of the tile, i meani, some bar tenders are probably out there cheating on each other right now and maybemb even while they re watching this. so if you haven t been paying attention, here s a quick explainer. tom sandoval that guy cheated on his girlfriend ariana, he had a scandal out affair with a waitress who was engaged to dj james kennedy one of the closesd friends before the scandal. d evr mike bhoans said i don t watch shows who hang out with people other than their wives at wednesday reunion we saw people years tearing each other apart. [bleep] with a cheese grader you re
lot like something else we saw this week. all who spent years riding hard for each other, just tearing each other apart. yourself. cheese grater. you. you re disgusting. and i wish nothing but the worst. ever happen to a person on you. it was wild and i don t know when we ll see something like it again. at least not until the first republican primary debate. i mean, it s already getting messy. we got pence, who stood by trump s side scandal after scandal now running against him and saying this about his former boss? full no. me more as a as a as a quiet vice president standing off the president s shoulder loyally supporting him all the way until the day when my oath to the constitution required me to do otherwise. then there s chris christie in 2016, he said. this about trump and there is no one who is better prepared to provide america with the strong leadership that it needs both at home and around the world than donald trump. now he s saying this about trump. a lonely self
hello, america and the united states of texas. it is great to be here. yesterday we left new york city leaving therefore here is like waking up from a bad dream. it s like going from theng texa to the cowboys. you know what, i don t even kno what that means. i don t know anything about sports it s like going from job a joe behar to anything that isn t joy behar. i would even take a bed of nails , that i know. thank you, by the way for the gift basketi i ve only been in texas for one day and i already got an ar 15. applauding an ar 15, i got an a 15, and phaedo overwork balls and a pickle jar. i m kidding. we all know he has no balls. even caitlyn jenner would tell him to grow up there. i don t even get that joke. remember when he said he was coming for your guns? and you said yeah, try it, nancy . this guy couldn t get a glue gu from an art teacher. f yet, he wants to run for governor that s a joke. his odds are becoming governor as good as the chances of hunte biden passing