presidential. she's running around in shorts, she's chopping up fish. >> if you ran for president, could you beat barack obama? >> i believe so. >> there are people who are saying, vote for bristol as part of your allegiance to the palin brand. >> authorities now say a 67-year-old man in wisconsin was so enraged over bristol palin's "dancing with the stars" routine, he blasted his television with a shotgun. >> you can do that out here, but if you touch my junk, i'm going to have you arrested. >> it's incredible levels of demand. we are seeing almost daily increases in how many shares are going to be selling. >> have you heard president obama's picture book for kids? it comes out tomorrow. that's when you know things have changed. when bush writes a 500-page memoir and obama hands in a coloring book. you're like, what is going on? >> if you touch my junk, i'll have you arrested. my favorite of the week. when we return, you'll never get off the couch. >> the marriage of technologies in your living room.
>> president obama's picture book for kids comes out tomorrow. that's when you know things have changed, when bush writes a 500 page memoir and obama hands in a coloring book. what is going on? >> well, i guess the comedians are finally finding funny things. >> it's amazing. >> remember when they said there's nothing funny about president obama. >> after 2 1/2 years, they finally found some humor. meanwhile, the book is called "of thee i sing." it opens up with a poem to his daughters and tells stories of 13 ground breaking americans and proceeds are donated to the scholarship for children of wounded and fallen soldiers. and there you're seeing it right there. >> that was the book that jimmy fallon was alluding to that the president put together but it's for a fantastic cause. so i think i'll pick up a copy of that. i'll get one for you guys, too. auto ai'll read it after you. >> let's too a couple of headlines for you. breaking news in the natalee
at a time when we hear so many other kinds of stories about hollywood mashlg marriages, it's nice to see. >> snooki has a book deal, it's not a picture book or scratch and sniff, frankfully. it's a novel. she's only read two books herself, going to be putting out a novel, "a shore thing", a young girl with big hair and dark tans and fights galore. >> victoria beckham, posh spice said when she wrote her book she only read one or two. >> in this case i don't know snooki is going to write the book either. i think i speak on behalf of a lot of people it's hard to believe she's writing a novel when she hasn't read one.