Starring JRM, Peter Bone, Marc (Fight them on the Beaches) Francois, Bill Cash and IDS. Guest Stars: Pritti Patel and Demonic Raab Plot Summary An EU immigrant, bearded and dressed in red, enters UK airspace. He might be from the North Pole, but as that is close to Russia, Finland or Norway, Raab orders his sleigh shot down by the RAF. Shot down over Witham in Essex, the Secretary of State, after finding out where is actually is, despatches a crack team of mercenaries to round up the survivors. This crack team of mercenaries, lead by Marc (kill it if it doesn t speak English, has brown skin or is taller than me) Francois, gets into action. Very quickly Ian Duncan Smith spots the communist amongst them, due to his red nose. The Marxist Rudolph is despatched fast. Peter Bone and Bill Cash corner Donner and Blitzen near a Kebab shop and are tempted to let them go, as both like a Donner, but when Marc reminds them these are German names, Ten German Bombers etc etc,