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Them selves now and then. >> a little laughter never hurts in a situation like this. thanks, guys. appreciate it. in just a mini will talk sequester with the person i trust most to answer all my economic questions. but first in todays one-minute play back, jimmy fallon pokes fun at how talks in washington about the sequester got heated this week. >> take a look. this week john boehner said "we should not have to move a third bill before the senate gets off their ass and begins to do something....

Blown up on youtube. they are infamously famous and now they are happy. that would get a lot of likes on facebook and sharing on twitter. and not only does that give you a whole extra set of eyeballs, when the ad actually airs, people say i want to see this one, because you have teased it. the second one from kraft. it is launching, and this is a big bet. a new sports drink that you mix. like gatorade or powerade, but you mix it. and they are relying on tracy morgan to give them a moment of time...

If we go on face bok, they are having a contest, and people get to go ahead and vote off in a survivor style way, which token should be on that game piece. they have the scottie dog, thimble. the new piece will be unveiled on the "today" show on february 6th. the robot, the new game piece, in the running. >> that would be a good one. thank you. >> thanks, alex. one minute play back, the jokes about treasury secretary nominee jack lew. >> president obama will nominate his chief of staff, jack l...

I have to deal with it when im in here. >> though marquise might not be in it for the long haul, that hasnt deterred precious from being a surrogate spouse. >> he doesnt have to do anything. i make sure whatever he needs, whatever he wants, he has that. thats not just me. thats part of what they call penitentiary rules. you take care of the man, the man lay back, thats all he has to do. he doesnt even have to brush his teeth. he just smiles, i brush his teeth for him. >> what about womens lib? y...

>> one percenters are actually going to add about 35% to the holiday spend, totalling that up to about $600 million according to a study that came out on american express. now, alex, im getting ready to give my holiday list to a one percenter already because i know i have some high network stuff on there. basically, women are really going to be the ones that are driving that. about 37% of the women are going to be buying high net worth -- high -- i guess you should say, expensive items for their...

>> a lot of these guys are not mentally stable. they need some type of psychiatric treatment, you know what im saying? >> serving time in the hole. and later -- >> i took a knife and stabbed him with it three or four times until he was dead, and then i butchered him with it. >> a man who took drastic measures to get sent to ksp. ♪ ♪ ♪ that should do it. enjoy your new shower. [ door opens, closes ]

Whatever they need done, you know. and i -- i dont mind doing it. basically, i get up. fix my breakfast. go to work. come back, work out, walk along the lake, you know. shower, lay back, read, study, you know, can use the phone any time of night that i need to. and thats a privilege. and its lockdown at 6:00. >> it just lightens the burden. it really helps. we get to cook our own food, and nothing is better than fresh vegetables. its just a little bit of home in prison. >> barnett is taking the ...

Once hes out. >> this is not a lifestyle i would live when i get out because i like women. im in prison. theres no women in here. but there are men who want to be women. i have to deal with it when im in here. >> though marquise might not be in it for the long haul, that hasnt deterred precious from being a surrogate spouse. >> he doesnt have to do anything. i make sure whatever he needs, whatever he wants, he has that. thats not just me. thats part of what they call penitentiary rules. you take...

>> this is not a lifestyle i would live when i get out because i like women. im in prison. theres no women in here. but there are men who want to be women. i have to deal with it when im in here. >> though marquise might not be in it for the long haul, that hasnt deterred precious from being a surrogate spouse. >> he doesnt have to do anything. i make sure whatever he needs, whatever he wants, he has that. thats not just me. thats part of what they call penitentiary rules. you take care of the m...

Know. and i -- i dont mind doing it. basically, i get up. fix my breakfast. go to work. come back, work out, walk along the lake, you know. shower, lay back, read, study, you know, can use the phone any time of night that i need to. and thats a privilege. and its lockdown at 6:00. >> it just lightens the burden. it really helps. we get to cook our own food, and nothing is better than fresh vegetables. its just a little bit of home in prison. >> barnett is taking the ged to better support his fam...