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>> whoa, whoa. come on, man. take it easy. i dont want any trouble. >> theres not going to be any trouble if you eat my poo. >> that is not happening. >> then ill be forced to shoot you. >> go ahead, there arent any bullets in that gun. >> i dont believe you. >> then shoot me. >> i will. >> do it. >> i will. >> then what are you waiting for? go on. >> i will. ill blow your [ bleep ] head off. >> larry: you know, you are sick? >> yes, yes. i have a lot of problems. >> larry: how did all this star...

The 150th episode of "family guy" debuts may 2nd on fox. here is a sneak peek. >> stewy, come on, you dont know how to use that thing. >> really? what if i hold it sideways like a black guy? >> i dont want any trouble. >> theres not going to be any trouble if you eat my poo. >> that is not happening. >> then ill be forced to shoot you. >> go ahead, there arent any bullets in that gun. >> then ill shoot you. >> i will. >> then what are you waiting for, go on. >> i will. ill blow your [ bleep ] he...

>> i dont want any trouble. >> theres not going to be any trouble if you eat my poo. >> that is not happening. >> then ill be forced to shoot you. >> theres east no bullets. >> then ill shoot you. >> i will. ill blow your [ bleep ] head off. >> larry: you know, you are sick. >> yes, yes. i have a lot of problems. >> larry: how did all this start for you? you were a cartoonist? >> yeah. i was -- you know, i had been drawing cartoons since i was about 2 years old. my parents have woody woodpeckers...

For putting out this sign, however i am knocking them. >> it is like, have some perception of what peoples real needs are. >> yes. >> they need like free weights, not yoga mats. >> is it for a shelter? >> the only person who could use them is bill because it would be good in your refrigerator box. >> they can take my sweater vests. i will take the yoga mats. >> plenty of great charities. just look harder. wyclef jean, and there are plenty of places you dont have to send your yoga mat. what is ...

Clearly it is arson. >> is he going to jail for something like this, no. the whatever will hit the fan. >> it is not going to be the dog poo. >> phil, i know what you are thinking. you are thinking what a waste of perfectly good poo. >> my pillows are not going to make itself tonight. i am officially against this, and i will tell you why. as one who has been the victim of this prank, it is a hate crime. how about this prank. things do burn down. homes burn down. i have seeb seen, homes, and refr...

>> it is like, have some perception of what peoples real needs are. >> yes. >> they need like free weights, not yoga mats. >> is it for a shelter? >> the only person who could use them is bill because it would be good in your refrigerator box. >> they can take my sweater vests. i will take the yoga mats. >> plenty of great charities. just look harder. wyclef jean, and there are plenty of places you dont have to send your yoga mat. what is black, white and red all off? your face if you dont ret...

The whatever will hit the fan. >> it is not going to be the dog poo. >> phil, i know what you are thinking. you are thinking what a waste of perfectly good poo. >> my pillows are not going to make itself tonight. i am officially against this, and i will tell you why. as one who has been the victim of this prank, it is a hate crime. how about this prank. things do burn down. homes burn down. i have seeb seen, homes, and refrigerator boxes are -- >> throwing poop will not accomplish anything. our ...

New century. its a long damn title. and if intelligence were static cling, my under wear would stick g to see you again. >> no. im glad to have on the crew. business reporter christopher drew. his copy is the opposite of poo. okay. im through, back to you. >> well done. >> thanks. >> youre a jew? >> yes. >> we have a lot of them. >> okay. and only bernie madoff had been a hot teen, sec might have stopped his scheme. apparently workers at security and exchange commission are getting distracted fr...

Now, upon learning that kim jong un has agreed to do an interview with these two goofy americans from the tv show, the u.s. government decides to take that opportunity to train those two americans to kill him, to kill kim jong un while they are sitting next to him to be able to do that interview. >> you are entering into the most dangerous country on earth. kim jong uns people will believe anything he tells them, including that he can speak to dolphins or he doesnt urinate and defecate. >> whoa,...

With kim jong un. now, upon learning that kim jong un has agreed to do an interview with these two goofy americans from the tv show, the u.s. government decides to take that opportunity to train those two americans to kill him, to kill kim jong un while they are sitting next to him to be able to do that interview. >> you are ten teentering into most dangerous country on earth. kim jong uns people will believe anything he tells them, including that he can speak to dolphins or he doesnt urinate an...