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Completely partisan impeachment is only solidifying the president s support. Joining me now is syndicated columnist and Fox News Contributor and also the author of divided era. Good to see you both. Thank you for being here. Julian castro out, so much for Ethnic Diversity in the Democrat Party; right . I think i describe this as hashtag democrats so white. David thats rough. These people are all about diversity and people of color and all of that. I guess andrew yang is still there. You look at ...

Is only solidifying the president s support. Joining me now is syndicated columnist and Fox News Contributor and also the author of divided era. Good to see you both. Thank you for being here. Julian castro out, so much for Ethnic Diversity in the Democrat Party; right . I think i describe this as hashtag democrats so white. David thats rough. These people are all about diversity and people of color and all of that. I guess andrew yang is still there. You look at the debates and you see a lot of...

Ka katy zachary has more on the security preparations. One clear sign the papal visit is among us, part of the ben franklin parkway has been closed. The inner drive closed yesterday, the outer drive as we head into next weekend. Pope francis is expected to attract crowds of well over a Million People while hes here in philadelphia. The secretary of Homeland Security will meet with mayor Michael Nutter today and the mayor will also meet with the head of u. S. Secret service Joseph Clancey. Nbc 10...

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From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. cheers and applause jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. My guest i think youll enjoy George Stephanapolous will be joining us. Mr. Stephanapolous will be out here in a little bit. Well talk to him very briefly because hes got to be up in like two hours. Big news from vatican city tonight. Pope benedict xvi announcing he is stepping down as leader of the catholic church. Jon popes...

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