Let’s say one had access to a
Bill & Ted-style time machine. And let’s further stipulate, just for argument’s sake, that, for whatever reason, one had a penchant for revisiting the early ‘90s.
Let’s even, in the full spirit of
Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, make this fantasy even more specifically stupid and suppose the entire motivation of this journey back in time is to shock the denizens of the SUV community, which in the early ‘90s, were just on the cusp of re-imagining the sport utility vehicle as something other than bush-beater and manure-hauler.
In fact, the subject of this road test, GMC’s Yukon, was brand-new in 1992, General Motors thinking the radical step of adding halogen headlights and some chrome bits to the front of the grille warranted a change of name from the previously low-rent “Jimmy” to “Yukon.” And, while according to no less an authority than