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the questions swirling around the commander in chief from supporters, independents and now the media as the president shocks the world once again this week with his own cancer diagnosis, leaving the white house to clean up yet another mess. >> thats why i and so damn many people i grew up with have cancer and why delaware has the highest cancer rate in the nation. maria: coming up, ben carson on new worries over monkeypox and polio. plus, hook or crook, joe biden claims he will push hi...

four p.m. on thursday. the group reentereded the building. accounts vary as to what exactly happened next , but it seems clear that colberts employees werees let inside by an ally within the building that would be a freshmanou member of congress from massachusetts called jake auchinclosssja. once on federal property, colbert completed what they came to do, which was disruptpts the business of congress and apparently were not subtle about doing itng, poundeder on doors and yelled whatev...

>> aw! >> greg: you know its illegal to write poodles dressed up as a cowgirl? >> ha-ha. >> greg: just checking. were breaking new ground. its time for "scratch-n-sniff monologue." this has never been done and probably for good reason, but its true. at any moment, you, dear viewer, will be asked to scratch the tv screen when an image appears, and then you have to guess what that image smells like. i know! theres something wrong with me. theres something wrong with me, but isnt this fun...

>> im jake tapper. aides say this second hearing will drill down on evidence that president trump knew he lost the election but spread false claims of fraud anyway, ignoring court rulings, ignoring the will of the american people. lead-off witness, bill stepien, who has firsthand knowledge about what trump knew about the election numbers. stepien tells cnn he is appearing under subpoena. also testifying today, former fox digital content director chris stirewalt. he was fired after his ...

just like pat boone in those really factor commercials. [laughter] but we got preempted last night for a rehash of the january 6th show trial. i know, it is like getting bombed for an infomercial created for and by buttheads. the upside is by taping this show on thursday, i get friday off, so while you are watching this, i am not really here. i am here. yeah, looks like i am having fun. [laughs] hope i dont get the pox again. even though we were on thursday, we did the show anyway beca...

now, patti ann, you remember, from redeye. she had a way with words. >> good evening, i am sith lord darth hotius. after the discussion of the relative sexiness of the "fox & friends" staff, "the new york times" reported i said brian kilmeade makes me want to puke, i would also like to add that brian is packed and stacked, brother want to thank your mother -- [laughter] like prince said, you are a [bleep]. [applause] >> greg: i think she almost had chris wallaces job. she is still bett...

because it is a concern, as you said, as its close to the affluent neighborhoods. its something they dont want to see, and people want to be necessarily herded into shelters either. >> let me just tell you it is a profound crisis here. this is just in the city. theres over 50,000 people living on the streets, who have pitched tents and a lot of different places. and we do absolutely have to get people off the street right away, but my concern is that our city kind of has two choices to...

[chanting] >> for the largest migrant caravan ever is headed up towards mexico and the u.s. border. >> the administration has put the signal out there that its okay to come and thats why you will see migrant caravan after caravan after caravan. >> queen elizabeth platinum jubilee wrapping up. >> a pageant and surprise appearance by the queen on the buckingham palace balcony. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ i found the one ♪ stronger than anyone i know ♪ she shares my dreams, i hope t...

way we went to idolizing celebrities to object saying over them. we put athletes, actors and musicians up high on a pedestal and eat up everything they say with millions of followers watching their every move. we turned them into pitch men to hock products. knowing with their endorsement the big bucks will flow right in. >> i pity you, fool. disgrace to the man race. time to run like a real man. take that street walker. >> jesse: we have them give our graduation speeches, idolizing the...

for air and breathing especially in the times. with that, tonight monologue. how about that monkeypox? [laughter] theres a transition you dont see. we beat covid and now we got monkeypox. lets go live to some monkeys. ♪♪ >> greg: practicing safe monkey pox i guess. weve been monitoring this closely but not that closely. were following cdc guidelines to keep at least six feet of distance from the closest chimp. but there are no concerns here. well, except for this weird rash i just ...