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Distancing show. From trevor noahs couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show. With trevor noah. Trevor lets kick things off with outer space. Its the reason people who arent perverts have telescopes. For years, scientists have been asking if there is life on mars, but it turns out they may have been looking in the wrong place. Astronomers have uncovered possible new signs of life on venus. Its surface is hot enough to melt lead and its ...

But it turns out they may have been looking in the wrong place. Astronomers have uncovered possible new signs of life on venus. Its surface is hot enough to melt lead and its cloaked in clouds of toxic gas, but scientists now believe something could be alive on venus or, actually, just above it. Professor sara seager along with a team of International Scientists spotted a molecule called fos feign in the planets atmosphere using giant tell scopes. Finding phosphine leaves us with two equally cra...

Trevor this is so unfair. Parrots just repeat what they hear, so if theyre cursing, its not their fault. Its the zookeepers fault for letting them watch the president ial debate. By the way, we hear the parrots cursing because they can learn english. You realize other animals are cursing all the time, too, right . Theyre all locked in prison. Thats what a zoo is, and they didnt even chit crimes. Every time you hear a lion roar, its another one going i want my ~bleep its the circle of life why is...

Somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Trevor lets kick can it off with subway, the most popular place to eat after losing a custody battle. While america may love subway, looks like some other countries are having a hard time swallowing it. Subway one of the most recognizable sandwich shops was told its not even serving bread, at least according to ireland ireland Supreme Court. The Supreme Court said the sandwiches like the meatball sub doesnt have b...

City the Utah Debate Commission welcomes you to the gubernatorial candidates debate. Good evening. I am with k sl radio and television. Its my privilege to moderate tonights debate at the invitation of the commission. This event held live as a part of the mission to educate voters and to encourage the Civil Exchange of ideas. If you are watching or listening live, we encourage your reactions and questions on social media using the hashtag debates and listen and learn vote. We are also broadcasti...

Racist . So lets do this, people, welcome to the daily social distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Now that weve all had a full day to absorb the first president ial debate, lets really sit down and talk about what we learned. You know, take some time to analyze the policy disagreement. Think through the important issues. Past the parse the newances. The red kal left. Would you shut u...

Everybody welcome to the daily social distancing show. Im trevor noah. Today is thursday, the 17th of september, and heres your quarantine tip of the day if youre planning on finally seeing your older relatives for the first time in months, remember not to eat any of the hard candies they give you. And this is not a covid thing, those things are just gross. Anyway, on tonights show, donald trump divorces half the country. Bill barr says slavery is back, and the coronavirus is getting its own awa...

Last straw . I thought she looked fly. You know who i feel really bad for . Prince charles. Think about it, when he was born, he was set to inherit a massive global empire. By the time he finally takes over, though, hell basically just be ruling seattle but with a fancier accent. At this rate the only caribbean island british royals will be welcome at is jeffrey epsteins. Barbados basically ghosted the queen hello . Hello, barbados, hello . Shhh dont answer the phone, rihanna is our queen now. T...

Trevor lets kick things off on the west coast. You know, the part of america that keeps nevada from getting wet. Extreme wildfires have been devastating the region for over a week now, and as if the Natural Disaster isnt bad enough, its being made worse by some serious human stupidity. Raging wildfires in california, oregon and Washington State are burning out of control at this hour. At least 35 people have died. Officials describe conditions as apocalyptic. As if the fatal massive wildfires we...

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