Prof Bettany News Today

Rating: Anyone can have too much of a good thing, as our poodle-cross Fizzy found out on Boxing Day. Not satisfied with the scraps from every plate, she somehow levitated onto a table and stole half a Toblerone. Dogs and chocolate are a bad combination, so I’m grateful the consequences were nothing worse than an hour spent shampooing the stair carpet. Pooch Perfect (BBC1), the dog grooming contest hosted by Sheridan Smith, suffered a similar fate. It crammed in so much sweetness that it ende...