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[theme music playing] [cheering and applause] jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. My guest tonight, oh, we love this woman, Melissa Mccarthy is going to be joining us tonight. Were so excited about that. [cheering and applause] but first, funny story, remember that time we invaded iraq to remove the threat of the worlds most dangerous people using the worlds most dangerous weapons and it turned out the threat wasnt there . Well, good news, the threats there now. [laughter] in ...

Most dangerous people using the worlds most dangerous weapons and it turned out the threat wasnt there . Well, good news, the threats there now. [laughter] in some measure due to the destabilizing effect of our intervention. Youll never guess what the people who hyped the original plan would like to do now. We must grapple our best to help iraq meet this threat. It is absolutely essential that we stop isis from gaining this foothold in iraq. We need air power immediately to stop the advance. We ...

Were so excited about that. [cheering and applause] but first, funny story, remember that time we invaded iraq to remove the threat of the worlds most dangerous people using the worlds most dangerous weapons and it turned out the threat wasnt there . Well, good news, the threats there now. [laughter] in some measure due to the destabilizing effect of our intervention. Youll never guess what the people who hyped the original plan would like to do now. We must grapple our best to help iraq meet th...

Were always wrong. [laughter] all right. Listen up. Heres how we do it by the way, iraq isnt the only place that these guys want the play to open. I support putting people in africa. Thats where this war is headed. Chad has been screaming for help from the United States. In libya we can have a influence. Helping the resistance in syria. Whatever the kurds need we should provide them. Help arm the ukrainian people. Jon there is no substitute for American Military sis assistants. In fact, in a bli...