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Dont laugh. This fugitive has been at it for years. No one has ever caught him. He appears to haae a very vitaminrich diet. Watch what he does to a bathroom at the container store. Im saying he, but that mighh be a woman. No need to profile. All right. Here he is at his most diabolical. Come on. Not the cleaning supplies. Mexican ladies have to touch those. His yellow rain of terror must be stopped. Im counting on you guys to help me. If ou see anyone drinking a suspicious amount of liquid, plea...

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Then i stop at a stoplight, and, once im stopped, and everything is safe, take a bite. All right, here we go. [mumbling] hold on. Make a left right there. Make a what . Uhhuh, go left. Make a left. Right. Right . No right or left . You make up your mind deandra, shut up well, dude, now that were alone, you can admit it. I mean, i swayed you on evolution a little bit, right . Well, i [tires screech, metal crunches] ah thats crazy that is insane how do you hit me again . It was deandras fault. Wha...

Yeah i got it right here. Someone help me i have a flat tire well its good. Good for me. What do you think . Geico. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. Chicago, chicago, that toddling town chicago, chicago, i will show you around happy friday. Im toure, thats Frank Sinatra because president obama is back in his hometown, chicago. It is the last stop on his threeday poststate of the union tour. He will discuss building the middle class ladders of opportunity. ...

Yeah, so last week we had a Surprise Party for our dear friend, lizzy. Surprise surprise surprise surprise we totally got her [ male announcer ] when you combine creamy velveeta with zesty Rotel Tomatoes and green chiles, youll get a bowl of queso that makes even this gettogether better. Today john kerry has a wide open layup. It is thursday, january 24th, and this is now. Joining me today assistant managing editor of Fortune Magazine lee gallagher, and New York Times columnist frank brunhy. Thi...

For young people. Were encouraging folks to create a song or a graphic or a video about the laws benefits, like staying on their parents plan until they are 26, not being denied coverage of a preexisting health condition. Or staying healthy with free preventive services. Let me get this straight. The administration is willing to giveaway 30,000 to try and have young people convince their peers that obama care is good for them. This is nuts. All right, joining me now, the author of, number one on...

Of affordable, Quality Health care as anybody else. Today the president defended his Health Care Law against a chorus of disingenuous critics who are suddenly very concerned that people are having trouble signing up through healthcare. Gov. Obama care is, indeed, a train wreck. I mean, a visit to the website is kind of like a trip to the department of Motor Vehicles in your state. Ive heard that theyve had over 8 million hits, and so far, they have people in the Single Digits that have signed up...

They deserve a vote. They deserve a vote. Gabby giffords deserves a vote. The families of newtown deserve a vote. The families of aurora deserve a vote. The family of oak creek and tucson and blacksburg and the countless other communities ripped open by gun violence, they deserve a simple vote. Moving moment. We start with michael crowley, Deputy Washington Bureau chief, all over this along with their cover story. Were going to talk about the pope, well talk about the president. The nation for t...

Keystone, they can have a vote on keystone. Thats not good enough for them. Its simple decision. You think the Keystone Pipeline is complex . Time to stop studying, start building. Good to have you with us tonight, folks. Thanks for watching. Ever wondered what the Republican Partys position on Climate Change is . Let me give it to you quickly, facts dont matter. Ever wonder what its leak in a Republican Caucus luncheon on the famous tuesdays, week after week . This didnt work, this didnt work, ...

The president to take on everything is a oneman band. The man that caused it is barack obama. Hell be sacrificing on the political opportunity. The congress will not do their job, at least we can do ours. Rumor has it once Congress Goes away hell do exactly that. You guys will register these 8yearolds from guatemala to vote, right . Pooh is he going bait the republicans to impeach him . Good to have you with us tonight, thank for watching. We start tonight with breaking news with John Boehners d...