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he did call, though. he was breaking up on the phone and all i got out of it was gasoline and kilmeades house. so kilmeade, watch your six. no, wait, its greg, watch your three. all night gutfeld. anyway christmas has come and gone and boy have we been given some duesies of gifts. when i got them gives from the big and tall shop. they had it coming. when i was a kid and got a gift i didnt like you just accepted it. like when your mom said so you wore it when she said so. nothing lik...

thank you for getting up "way too early" on this friday morning. "morning joe" starts right now. theres too much political violence. theres too much intimidation. there are more than 300 election deniers on the republican tickets this year for state, federal, and local government. i mean, this is really serious stuff. if a republican nominee for governor in the state of wisconsin wins, heres what he said. he said, if i win, my party will never lose another election in wisconsin. hes ...

speak of the man has trouble with names, but not the names of people he met once or twice. that would be understandable. we are talking about the names of prominent political figures including his own cabinet. >> i want to thank the former general. i keep calling in general. the guy who runs that outfit over there. >> remember i got in trouble with the senator who was a mormon, the governor, okay? and i took him on. >> i want to think that fella down under, thank you very much, pal. ou...

but, you know,. >> ill just say, im luckier than perhaps some of your viewers, because i usually get to touch base with you at least once a day, even without twitter. >> there you have it. have a great show. >> have a great weekend. thank you, nicole. welcome to "the beat." i am ari melber. this is one of those busy news fridays. we begin with the bombshell thats led trumps team to really be on alert or in damage control mode even though they have gotten some procedural steps, victorie...

the man has trouble with names,f but not the name ts of people. he may be met once or twice,le. right? that would be understandable. weg about the names of prominent political figures, including his own cabinet. >> i want to thank the former cl general. i keep calling him general. my , my the guy who runs that outfit over there. i remember i got in trouble when we were running against whw the senator who is a mormon governor . okayas, i took him on .d i tookm >> i want to thank that fe...

billionaire heiress in memphis. police confirming a short time ago the body found monday afternoon is that of missing kindergarten teacher and mother of two eliza fletcher. the suspect in the disappearance is now charged with first-degree murder. great to be back with you, john. >> john: good to see you as well, sandra. this is "america reports." sad news to start us off. fletcher had been missing since going on a jog early friday morning. surveillance video shows a man believed to be ...

bidens code but diagnosis, as mild as it may be, still it triggering event to the d.c. establishment, what if something happens to the president and kamala harris has to step in? this scenario is a terrifying prospect for anyone whos followed her performance over the last few years. in an administration of punch lines, shes in a class by herself. last sunday during a podcast interview where she managed to make the democrats holy grail of abortions sound evermore callous, if thats possi...

Eleanor mckey, Now Eleanor Monager is officially a high school graduate. She says im only 99. I might go ahead and take some College Courses now. It is all a great reminder that it is never too late to finish what you started. Especially something this great. And on that note, i wish you all a very good night. From all of our colleagues across the networks of nbc news, ill see you tomorrow. Welcome to the beat. Im ari melber. The scenes we have been following courtesy of the sketch artist. The j...

Thats a Scenario Questioning if theres real accountability, if donald trump the nominee of the Republican Party, if he can effectively delay or punt so many of his trials, then is there accountability . Well, it depends how you answer and the simple or simplified narrative dont actually capture whats happening in these strange and extraordinary times. That brings us to our top story. Here is convicted trespassers were about to explain for the january 6th attack. You can see him pushing forward. ...

To Talking Movies as we look at hollywoods forthcoming Summer Movie Season. Mad max is one of my top on the list. Deadpool 3. I am excited to see that. The deadpool movies are really funny and i like to see a movie thats funny with other people, so we can all laugh together. L mr president , do you regret the use of air strikes against american citizens . And Talking Movies will also be reporting on the Dystopian Action Film Civil War a movie following us journalists in the midst of civil disord...