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Slowly turn my Little Library area into my tv studio. You know there is a more presentable tv studio space. So i am responding to some of your concerns that i have seen online. I have decided to replace the dying plant that was behind me with a fake plant that will last forever. Anyway on todays episode were going to catch up on all the latest coronavirus developments like bad news about the olympics, the big bailout fight in congress and desperate doctors getting help from tv doctors. So lets g...

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From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody. Thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you for coming out. This is it this is it thank you so much for coming out. Take a seat, everybody. Im trevor noah. So excited. Our guest tonight is one of the greatest actors to ever grace the screen. Shes won an oscar for her role in Hidden Figures and an oscar for her role in the help. Octavia...

Your number is 2027488001. Ask and if you think the Trump Administration has had no impact on nato, we want to hear from you at 2027488002. You can always text us your response on twitter. Com cspanwj and at facebook. Com cspan. Host here is President Trumps talking about the nato conference. President trump the relationship i have with other countries is really good. Yeah, they cant totally love me when i say you are not putting up your money. Youre not spending the kind of money that you are s...

Best hopes for a medal. This time, there are even closer ties. Their by there are even closer ties. Their rugby brothers kyle and cammie smith, and now there are not won the ahead, but three. It has been a lifetime dream to compete in an Olympic Games, and to do it alongside my brother and sister is massive to me alongside my brother and sister is massive l dad e alongside my brother and sister is massive l dad are really proud that mum and dad are really proud that they have got the three child...

Senator ted cruzs twitter account last night liked a pornographic video about a woman who finds a couple having sex on her couch. Ew, gross, said the porn stars after hearing that ted cruz watched them. [ laughter and applause ] thats right. Ted cruzs twitter account was caught liking a pornographic post last night. Its the secondmost embarrassing thing cruz has been caught liking. [ laughter and applause ] President Trump will reportedly visit china in november. Oh, can you pick up my handbags,...

Senator ted cruzs twitter account last night liked a pornographic video about a woman who finds a couple having sex on her couch. Ew, gross, said the porn stars after hearing that ted cruz watched them. [ laughter and applause ] thats right. Ted cruzs twitter account was caught liking a pornographic post last night. Its the secondmost embarrassing thing cruz has been caught liking. [ laughter and applause ] President Trump will reportedly visit china in november. Oh, can you pick up my handbags,...

Father john misty, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 674. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, hey, everybody. Welcome. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. I feel the love i feel the love. I give it back to you. Welcome to welcome to the tonight show, baby. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] weve got a big show tonight. Oh, my goodness. Im your host jimmy fallon. Hi, everybody. Guys, this sunday is mothers day, you guys. [ cheers and...

And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 674. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, hey, everybody. Welcome. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. I feel the love i feel the love. I give it back to you. Welcome to welcome to the tonight show, baby. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] weve got a big show tonight. Oh, my goodness. Im your host jimmy fallon. Hi, everybody. Guys, thisun day, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] so happy mothers day to...

And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 674. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, hey, everybody. Welcome. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. I feel the love i feel the love. I give it back to you. Welcome to welcome to the tonight show, baby. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] weve got a big show tonight. Oh, my goodness. Im your host jimmy fallon. Hi, everybody. Guys, this sunday is mothers day, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] so happ...