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Wait a minute. Im beginning to think this sandwich shortage is a marketing ploy to get us to buy more chicken. I mean, popeyes is a Fried Chicken restaurant, how can they run out of Fried Chicken . Its all they have. Anyway, your mission, should you accept it, get me a popeyes chicken sandwich. Casualty count is inconsequential. Hold on. There was something else, had to do with a russian sub. Oh, so hard to think when im so hungry announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, alabama...

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Cheers and applause stephen hey hey hey cheers and applause thanks so much. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Hey thanks so much. Thank you, mark. Welcome to the late show. Welcome to the late show, everybody, please hey, chris. Thanks so much, everybody. Welcome to the late show. Thats awfully nice. Thank you, thank you. You know what . This is what lets me work all day and party all night. cheers and applause haha im stephen colbert. Im your host here for the late show. And you know wh...