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Story. it was that night that he decided to run for president. so im sorry. >> i humbly and gratefully accept your nomination for the presidency of the united states. all her life that i should fix it. and now it reminds me of her. im just glad i never fixed it. listen, you dont need to go anywhere dad. meet christine, shes going to help you around the house. the best home to be in is your own. from personal care and memory care, to help around the house, home instead offers personalized in-home...

>> well, you know im in character. >> yes. >> then im an idiot. >> its wonderful to see out of character. >> thank you very much. >> there are comedians who have the credibility and the ability to tap into things that are happening right this second, you know. it couldnt be more urgent. it couldnt be more on peoples minds. they want somebody to say something about it. so we turn to them, and were so desperate for it that it then spills out into the society also. >> do you think its fair to say t...

Stuff about donald trump that judd apatow and john lovett had written together. i just remember thinking, whoa, this is going to be a lot different than the draft i saw before that. >> just recently in an episode of celebrity apprentice, you, mr. trump, fired gary busey. and these are the kind of decisions that would keep me up at night. >> you have folked that go up to that line and dont cross it. and you have folks that go to that line and do cross it. >> donald trump has said hell run for a p...

Sinking. this administration is soaring. if anything, they are rearranging the deck chairs on the hindenburg. >> i watch it at home and they cut away to the audience and -- huh? what? what? they didnt get the joke. so youre screwed from jump street. but it was his character. thats the character he does. who did you buy? >> thank you very much. good night. >> i dont know if its a good thing that comedians and politicians get together in that room because i think it definitely makes you pull your ...

Where you have kids that dont watch television anymore. theyre watching stuff on their mobile devices. >> good to be with you. >> obamacare was already vilified by half the country. we needed a water cooler moment to say, yes, we know the website didnt work, but it works now. the president realized in order to communicate, you have to do it in the venues where people are. and with "between two ferns," you had a program that, you know, tens of million of people watched. >> what is it like to be t...

Different sense. and so figuring out whats going to appeal to everyone is definitely tricky. >> ladies and gentlemen, here with a special edition of "the colbert report," stephen colbert. >> i think if you show up at the press correspondents dinner, you better go for the throat, and you better risk being booed. and thats what i loved about what colbert did. >> i believe the government that governs best is the government that governs least and by these standards, we have set up a fabulous governm...

Spoof of the governor. >> i think that tina fey destroyed that womans political career. destroyed it. god bless her. >> were doomed! we need a revolution! millions of people on the streets, and we got to do something, and we got to do it now! ah. >> after the first debate, my agent called me on the phone and i started talking like bernie and he said, oh, my god, thats so funny. you should make a video, put it on the internet. hits and all this. i said, no, its not -- i dont want to do that. its ...

Fact itself and it isnt a [ bleep ] fact. >> we dont have anything to lose. we dont have to worry that the white house isnt going to give us acses. we already dont have access, so we can say whatever we want. >> the reason that comedians pick on politics, its almost like a prayer. hey, could you maybe not steer us off a cliff, but the only way i can maybe keep you on it is to make you look ridiculous so youll stop what youre doing. i feel like george bush can bring about the biblical apocalypse ...

>> zach, you need to get that checked right away. get on healthcare.gov. thats one of the most disgusting things ive seen. >> is your plug finally over? >> we need to have separation from these people, and i think whenever they comin, it sort of says, like, hey, im in on the joke. im okay. and some of these people arent okay. >> trump returns to nbc this weekend to host "saturday night live" in spite of growing protests. >> when public figures cross certain lines, they should lose their privileg...

Theres nothing said about it, nobody else will come forward. theres no one in the business trying to do anything that steps out or say anything. >> when the government starts censoring us, thats a real genuine problem. censoring an artist is the ultimate obscenity.