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President foreign intelligence Advisory Board it said the doe, quote embodied science in the very best and security at the worse. Close quote. Highlighting a string of occurring security problem in the 1990s they describe it as a quote dysfunctional bureaucracy incapable of performing. In tbow, a few years after congress created this in an effort to address the concerns another study by the commission on science and security found the same problem. In 2005, an independent study security conducte...

[cheers and applause] stephen thats it for the from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] captioning sponsored by Comedy Central jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Man, what a program our guest documentary filmmakers Lori Silverbush and Kristi Jacobson. Theyve done a documentary on hunger in america that will absolutely anger you but still while you are watching it ha...

Allowing america to go get what we own. No, im listen, i dont like Big Government stomping on little cities threatening them with lawsuits. Thats what i didnt like. Im a small government person, i am. What . Big State Government hes threatening the governor is threatening to sue his city. Thats what is at issue. All right, liz. Are you back tomorrow . I dont know. Probably not. [laughter] do you or do you not favor fracking . I support yes, i support it in a safe way. You live in new york . Yes,...

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Yes, come one, come all to sunny sana to see priceless Museum Pieces as large portraits, weapons given while in office and the suit he was wearing during the aforementioned bombing and shrapnel that was recovered from his body. Wow. The curator says the museum is almost ready to open, as soon as they get the lights and air conditioning sorted out. I suppose this is progress of a kind, most dictators would probably keep all the stuff for themselves. The correct answer to our gps challenge questio...

Some type of compromise, but dang it, they need to get the job done. Washington locked in a sequester showdown. 85 billion in acrosstheboard spending cuts have to start kicking in as late as this week. As many as 40,000 teachers can lose their jobs. There has to be some type of furlough to air Traffic Controllers. My advice to the president. Roll up your sleeves and do the hard work of governing. And the oscar goes to argo. I want to thank my wife who i dont normally associate with iran. And the...

Postrevolutionary iran. The story was so top secret the films director is unknown to the academy. Welcome to cbs this morning. Congress and the white house have just four days to stop 85 billion in automatic spending cuts. What happens next could have far reaching implications from classrooms to hospitals to airports. Major garrett is at the white house. Major, good morning. Reporter good morning, norah and charlie. The white house says these 85 billion in cuts to basic government functions coul...

Lovers. Damon harris, former member of the temptations, has passed away. According to his daughter, the 62yearold singer had been battling Prostate Cancer for the last 14 years. You may remember harris joined the temptations at the ripe age of 20. Replacing one of the groups original lead singers. I was telling my team today, ill never forget it, one of my very first concerts as a little girl was seeing the four tops and the temptation, together right here in atlanta. Heres a little more. You ma...

Im waiting for one of these disgusting pedophiles to say, hey, i dont do threesomes, okay, pal . The good thing about this show is when these pedophiles, and they are creeps, run out of the house, theres like 15 or 20 cops waiting for em. They throw em on the ground, handcuff em, and take em to jail. They cannot get away. Its impossible. Im watching an episode. The guy runs out of the house, theres 15 cops, and theres a cop dressed in a tree outfit. Hes dressed as a tree. In case he gets through...

Tc. Com jeselnik and first lets look back at the best moments from tonights show. Hey . Yeah, anthony. What do they say about a bully gay teen on suicide watch . I dont know, anthony. Jeselnik no noose is good noose. [laughter] hey, rick. Yeah, anthony. Jeselnik why didnt christina get an aportion . To make a big splash at prom . Like in the toilet . Jeselnik you got it. Thats a look at this springs hottest dildos. Well be right back. Yeah yeah never forget, good night, kids. Go read a book. [ch...