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Next. Tonight, a celebration of the First Amendment and the importance of a free press in the United States. Also, jokes, lots of jokes. All the most powerful people in washington except us all in the same room and about to be roasted by the president and a comedian. The white house Correspondents Dinner starts now. Members of the White House Correspondents association, distinguished guests, ladies and gentlemen, here i am. F announcer fora time honore tradition bringing togethers washingtons pe...

>> and powerful laughs. >> i invited luther, my anger translator, to join me here tonight. >> tonight comedian roy wood jr. takes aim at the politicians and president biden himself will get in on the fun. >> i told my grandkids and pete buttigiegs they can stay up late and watch this tonight. >> donald trump said he can run for a republican but i just assumed he was running for a joke. >> to jokes. >> real itty has a well-known liberal bias. >> to mic drops. >> obama. >> and everywhere in betwee...

>> i would point you to -- >> colorado and iowa, not the university of texas. university of california. >> great parts of the country. i would point out as i did yesterday that the president has recently -- was recently delivering remarks in oklahoma. and while hope springs eternal, i am not prepared at this moment to call that a battleground state. >> but the real itty is this, our new nbc news/"wall street journal" poll shows though obama is leading romney 60% to 34%, these folks arent as inte...

unless there is strong action to fix the debt crisis there. well, right now on wall street, what are we watching here? traders closely watching how european heeders are taking on this challenge. the dow is currently up by 38 points. going to take a hard look at what this means for your finances as well as your retirement. what are we watching here? suicide bombers struck two cities in afghanistan today killing at least 58 people. the deadliest attack happened in kabul as worshippers ma...