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somebody binds you to them. comedians dont have a great mortality rate. we lose a lot of people comedian. im feeling more personal because i know the farc. mm hmm. i dont drink anymore. i had to quit because i really drank man. i get pulled over by the cops. id be so drunk id be out dancing to their lights thinking ive made it to another club. in a way laughter is a bizarrely intimate thing. theres such an uncontrolled physical response. its very similar biologically to orgasm. stage s...

we have a 50/50 split in the u.s. senate with kamala harris breaking the tie. one seat shift could make the difference in the world. what are key states that were watching? here are key senate races were watching. we have wisconsin. we have georgia. we have pennsylvania. we have nevada. we have arizona. not only here and we have new hampshire. lets dive in and get an understanding of a key state. pennsylvania, the commonwealth of pennsylvania. look how tight the polling is th there. jo...

before they head to the polls. trying times. >> and with control of the senate and the house both up for grabs, both parties are barnstorming the critical battleground states. lets check in with cnns senior data reporter, harry enten. where are we on the battle for the senate? >> hey, alisyn. lets start off with an idea of whats at stake in this election. how close the balance of power in the united states senate was going into election night. look at this. we got a 50-50 senate right ...

[cheers and applause] thank you, thank you for receiving us with open arms. even if they are covered with black sabbath tattoos and number 77 sunscreen. lets cover some news before we go to the monologue. an american who was trapped in ukraine for eight months says he evaded russian troops by prevpretending to be irish. in other words, he was drunk. comedian gallagher sadly has passed away at age 76. his family scheduled a private ceremony. followed by smashing him with a giant hammer....

temperatures as low as minus 22 degrees. in fact, families scrambling to find food and essential supplies, homes along lake erie completely covered in ice, and heartbreaking accounts of stranded drivers who froze to death in their cars. the storm also leading to anarchy in cities like buffalo, looters have been ransacking stores while police have been inundated. buffalo mayor byron brown blasting those who would take advantage. >> people who are out looting, when people are losing thei...

>> greg: at least we know theyre still alive. but even though kats not back, look who is. yes, another blond psychopath. oh, shes not that bad. okay, she is you know, i bet she was the secretary of state. >> you know, i was the secretary of state. i spent, you know, many days on airplanes flying from place to place encouraging people to have a real democracy and one of the hall marks of a i real democracy is the peaceful transfer of power. >> greg: yeah. well, you know what else is a h...

tomorrow. we are one week away from the midterms. president joe biden heads back on the campaign trail this afternoon in a last-minute attempt to win over voters. well get live reports from two key battleground states, pennsylvania and georgia, in just a moment. ambassador ahead, a key government witness in the seditious conspiracy trial of the founder of the oath keepers testified he believed the january 6th attack on the capitol could start a new american revolution. well have these ...

is at the plant and is not moving. its going to stay there. a review into failings at nhs maternity units in nottingham launches, with a call for affected families to come forward. tributes this evening for the star of the breakfast sofa bill turnbull, whos died at the age of 66. good evening. merseyside police have revealed that two guns were used in the shooting that killed nine—year—old olivia pratt—korbel. olivia was shot in her home last week as her mother tried to stop a gu...

>> the indelible detail from extraordinary filing is this image. you have probably seen it, a picture were 10,000 words. >> they were being told overturned documents with classification markings. and you know, that picture speaks a thousand words, right? speak with the picture is the crime. those are top-secret. >> this is a crime. i dont care where these were found, whoever owns that isles committed a crime by having t them. >> todd: marianne rafferty with the latest details, rep mike...

as so many have done? >> yeah, i think you will invoke any privilege he has to think of. realistically, now he has been told hes a target, he should. it would be foolish not to -- theyll try attorney-client privilege which i think is dubious because it does not apply to conversations that arent -- he will take the fifth if he has to, look, it is his right to do so. and as you said, there are investigations swirling around. there came this moment lace last week when we were so deep in m...