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Second hand speedboat salesman declared trump would be the healthiest individual ever elected president . You guys remember that . And then we all laughed so hard because in 2015 health it individual and best president both sounded incredible ways to describe donald trump . laughter hes had his First Official examination by the navy doctor and we owe speedboat abapology. His health is excellent. His physical exam is very good. Hes very healthy. Uncorrected vision is 20 30, he can drive without g...

With some stupid cow i pick up at a bar and these people, id pick them every time. Because with them, it is an every day stand. And i still know their names in the morning. From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah cheers and applause trevor thank you so much, everybody and welcome to the daily show thank you for tuning in im trevor noah. Our guest tonight singer and actor ricky martin is here cheers and applause but first, but first, you g...

American passengers overtake a gunman foiling an attack on a packed highspeed train headed to paris. On the brink. Escalating tension on the Korean Peninsula, the north issues threats and prepares for war as the south rejects an ultimate i have risking military action. And state of emergency. This is an unprecedented cataclysm in our state. At wild fires devour large parts of the west. The president answers the call for federal assistants while local officials ask for any and all volunteers to h...

Another 32 points. The nasdaq looks like it would be down by 123 points. Again, this is across the board some rough times. If you thought you were going to see a rebound this morning, its not happening, at least not yet. Part of the reason what happened in china. Joe mentioned the shanghai composite plunging to a fivemonth low. Its now giving up all of its gains for the year. That decline of 8. 5 that came today follows a 4 decline from friday. Again, it has been rough. It has been difficult. We...

Im philip mena. An allout manhunt is in spain after a driver used a rented van to plow through pedestrians, killing 13 and injuring over 100 others in an apparent terror attack marking at least the sixth f sixth time terrorists used a vehicle in a major european scene. The driver fled the scene and has yet to be apprehended. A second plot has been sw t thwarted in spain. The police shot wouldbe attackers wearing fake suicide vests. They sought to instill fear and take more lives. The search for ...

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During time just obviously many times it would either one hour would be already passed sure. Its actually commit of those other things that mightmaybe you could get within this continuance or not get with the dr requesters shadow experts and come up with something that we could actually understand and agree on well, theres an existing model for all shadows of these are done which is section 295 model which of the various established menorrhagia is transparent instead of by the Planning Departmen...

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Markets this morning, yesterday an upday. The nasdaq has seen seven straight positive sessions, the first time that happened since february of 2014. This morning we are flat as wall street awaits the jobs report. Overnight, in asia, take a look, youll see, yeah, asia was higher with japans nikkei up by almost half a percent. You saw gains of better than. 4 from the hang seng and the shanghai composite. In terms of what is happening in europe in the early hours, youll see right now things are up ...

Alternative and vermont senator Bernie Sanders beat the once, quote, inevitable candidate and political machine Hillary Clinton in a landslide. More than 40 points separated them. Sanders grabbing his own page in the history books, all of that was yesterday, today a brandnew chapter written by now. The campaign trail leads us to South Carolina and many of the candidates have landed there where the political environment as you all know is totally different from that of New Hampshire. Hoping to cr...