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Be joining us. Lets begin tonight with healthcare. Gov, rhymes with love. Last we checked in the embattled Obama Administration was making a simple promise to the american people. By the end of this month we anticipate that it is going to be working the way that it will suppose to. It will take to the end of november for an optimally functioning web site. We will have it fully functioning by the end of november. Jon fully functioning by november . But as of now for some reason the site continues...

A little bit later. A good man. [cheers and applause] breaking news out of yeah thats right canada. Just into the news desk, the cracksmoking mayor of toronto has just done it again. [ laughter ] jon which brings us to our brand new segment this just in the cracksmoking mayor of toronto has just done it again. [laughter] [laughter] so apparently the cracksmoking mayor of toronto has done it again. [ laughter ] here is the sentence im assuming does not follow that sentence saves the day. The hour...

We begin with the day after in the mid west. And these images only begin to tell the story. In a few hours some 5 tornados swept across the heartland destroying entire neighborhoods. The outbreak the worst in recent memory crossed across 12 states. Today the survivors surveyed the damage and returning to the rubble that was their homes. Gathering what little they could find. Some of the most devastation is in central illinois. That is where we find the highest number of deaths. Six people were k...

Phytes back on his own tv show. Everybody has skeletons in their closet. Mine have been exposed. And the recordbreaking session on wall street. The leading index hits its highest ever level. Hello. We are getting breaking news out of lebanon. We are hearing that two rockets have been fired into southern beirut. We are hearing that another Security Source is, in fact, saying it was a car bomb, and not rockets. Several people have reportedly been kill. Thats according to sources quoted by the reut...

How it tended to be less pizzaish than pizza. I was guest tick laying quite a bit during that clip. In articulating that sentiment, i may have implied that deep dish pizza tastes like a string cheese that had been baked for two hours inside of mike ditkas ass. [ laughter ] so i said that on a my program and apparently chicago has television. [laughter] things things are taking offo the the daily show hosts jon stewart rant against our deep dish pizza. Jon stewart trashing our pizza. I take big o...

Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central stephen tonight, the president does damage control on obamacare. If you like your burst appendix, you can keep it. laughter then scandal surrounds a popular clothing line. Apparently spanx is not an invitation. And my guest, Steve Mcqueen is director of the film 12 years a slave. Its the harrowing story of a nonsuperhero movie being made in hollywood. laughter butterball warns there may be a turkey shortage. Apparently they were caught off guard by this who...

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The situation . Welcome, i am neil cavuto. Barack obama and rob ford could not look more different. The toronto mayor is not smooth and thin like barack obama, but they have serious crises on their hands. I hate to break it to the white house. The mayor seems to be acting more quickly, getting ahead and here is why. He says that he is now getting professional help for his drinking problem and the president just punted on his Health Care Problem in the mayor realizes that he has to look like hes ...

Jon thats our show, here it is, your moment of zen. I cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report, everybody, thank you so. For joining me. Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen. Please. cheers and applause i got to say, that taste like greatness. Nation, weve all seen the devastation in the philippines caused by typhoon haiyan, it is an unthinkable tragedy and we send our thoughts and prayer to those i...

Mostfavored nations trading status. That will help the bottom line once i force my audience to make ipads. laughter lastly, i demand the International Community respect my right to continue developing the colbert Nations Nuclear program. laughter it is for energy even though i have pledged to wipe vermont off the map. We will drive you into Lake Champlain cheers and applause nation, like all of you, i have enjoyed watching obamas signature piece of legislation unravel like a loose burrito in a b...