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Melon with his thoughts. the great writer and tv producer, rob long. [applause] her favorite character in titanic was the iceberg. host of the tyrus and timpf podcast, kat timpf. [applause] and when he trips, people yell timber. former wwe superstar, my massive sidekick, tyrus! [cheers and applause] all right. dana, i kid you about the queso. its provided me with so much information. >> im glad to have provided you with material this week, you were a little light on things. greg: yes, yes. [laug...

But if they can handle it. then college students should be able to handle it. i have no resulting emotional trauma whatsoever from the valentines thing. [laughter] greg: yes. not from that anyway. >> not from that. greg: rob? >> i think its a very problematic holiday. [laughter] think about cupid. you are involuntarily, without consent, violently penetrated -- [laughter] by an underage, e erotic totem. greg: a cherub. >> whatever that is. that cant be good. so i feel like theyre probably -- i un...

81-year-old who was one of the guests of the prime minister. you had some -- of the president. the president of the united states, for the first time in our countrys history, had to be on the floor of the united states congress to declare that the united states will never be a socialist nation. [laughter] greg: i know. >> and the thing about that was he wasnt just saying, okay, im midway through my term, hes like, okay, this is a choice -- greg: yeah. >> between what im proposing, capitalism, fr...

>> kind of a sheet so you can scoop up the crumbs. greg: exactly. rob, what did you make of the week? take your pick of any issue. >> the state of the union, i thought -- the heartbreaking thing about it was it was really good. so you think about trump, you can do this if you want to. you can give a speech thats sentimental -- >> patriotic. >> patriotic. you can actually be the chill, together, emotionally stable person -- [laughter] so lets just do more of that, right? the brilliant thing is yo...

The great writer and tv producer, rob long. [applause] her favorite character in titanic was the iceberg. host of the tyrus and timpf podcast, kat timpf. [applause] and when he trips, people yell timber. former wwe superstar, my massive sidekick, tyrus! [cheers and applause] all right. dana, i kid you about the queso. its provided me with so much information. >> im glad to have provided you with material this week, you were a little light on things. greg: yes, yes. [laughter] what did you make o...

>> kind of a sheet so you can scoop up the crumbs. greg: exactly. rob, what did you make of the week? take your pick of any issue. >> the state of the union, i thought -- the heartbreaking thing about it was it was really good. so you think about trump, you can do this if you want to. you can give a speech thats sentimental -- >> patriotic. >> patriotic. you can actually be the chill, together, emotionally stable person -- [laughter] so lets just do more of that, right? the brilliant thing is yo...

[laughter] i think i peaked at 5. but if they can handle it. then college students should be able to handle it. i have no resulting emotional trauma whatsoever from the valentines thing. [laughter] greg: yes. not from that anyway. >> not from that. greg: rob? >> i think its a very problematic holiday. [laughter] think about cupid. you are involuntarily, without consent, violently penetrated -- [laughter] by an underage, e erotic totem. greg: a cherub. >> whatever that is. that cant be good. so i...

Melon with his thoughts. the great writer and tv producer, rob long. [applause] her favorite character in titanic was the iceberg. host of the tyrus and timpf podcast, kat timpf. [applause] and when he trips, people yell timber. former wwe superstar, my massive sidekick, tyrus! [cheers and applause] all right. dana, i kid you about the queso. its provided me with so much information. >> im glad to have provided you with material this week, you were a little light on things. greg: yes, yes. [laug...

Happy birthday for an 81-year-old who was one of the guests of the prime minister. you had some -- of the president. the president of the united states, for the first time in our countrys history, had to be on the floor of the united states congress to declare that the united states will never be a socialist nation. [laughter] greg: i know. >> and the thing about that was he wasnt just saying, okay, im midway through my term, hes like, okay, this is a choice -- greg: yeah. >> between what im pro...

[laughter] i think i peaked at 5. but if they can handle it. then college students should be able to handle it. i have no resulting emotional trauma whatsoever from the valentines thing. [laughter] greg: yes. not from that anyway. >> not from that. greg: rob? >> i think its a very problematic holiday. [laughter] think about cupid. you are involuntarily, without consent, violently penetrated -- [laughter] by an underage, e erotic totem. greg: a cherub. >> whatever that is. that cant be good. so i...