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I am scared for all of us. greg: kat, cant this be one of the tvs great mysteries and leave it at that? kat: a great mystery to me is never someone elses sex life because i really dont give a [bleep]. seriously, if youre -- i dont care about the sex life or sexual preferences of real human beings. im not ready to care about the sex life or sexual preferences of beings that are a, not beings, not real and be, do not exist below the waist. tyrus: and see, do not exist below the waist. because they...

A stranger. tyrus: okay, we talked about this in the back, greg, do not encourage him. no hands in the puppets -. greg: rob, is this evidence of how identity politics goes everywhere it can go? >> reading puppet phobia you have but before we go i want to say that was a funny segment, whose voices that? lou dobbs? greg: it was great neck you dont thank you do that but he was totally great. [laughter] greg: will be happy you out in him. >> hes a talented man. hes got baskets like me. greg: jededia...

Her new book is out october 9, author jedediah. your mac she will make you laugh and cry and then the very depressed. kat timpf. [cheering and applause] hebrews his knee on mount rushmore, wwe superstar and my massive sidekick, tyrus. [cheering and applause] rob, what do you make of the media crowdsourcing to help bolster their idea of fake news? they did this with their payment e-mails. >> its a weird because theyre already doing that. feel like he needs to have a talk with whoever is the hr me...

I am scared for all of us. greg: kat, cant this be one of the tvs great mysteries and leave it at that? kat: a great mystery to me is never someone elses sex life because i really dont give a [bleep]. seriously, if youre -- i dont care about the sex life or sexual preferences of real human beings. im not ready to care about the sex life or sexual preferences of beings that are a, not beings, not real and be, do not exist below the waist. tyrus: and see, do not exist below the waist. because they...

>> but what if we did? [crowd boos] we live in a studio apartment in midtown. >> we need a horse and so much a. never enough hey. >> you are an idiot and i am leaving you. >> how do you feel, larry? >> awful. terrible. >> how are the horses? >> excellent. >> see you in two weeks. >> get drama queen today and dont get on with your life. greg: lets welcome tonight guests, he produces more laughs than my hyena feather tickler, i dont like that, tv writer and producer rob long. [cheering and applaus...

I think the music brought that together, rob should we be more worried about the humans were neglecting? >> im worried about what that guy is doing in your house. greg: hey, those are my problems. [laughter] >> i dont think -- my problem is people who have dogs and phones are always taking pictures of their dog and instagram on them. a dog at a certain point say no more pictures and put the phone away. greg: they are very reclusive. get that iphone out of my way jedediah, what do you think dogs ...

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Obama advisor had a tough time with trump winning the election? all these hillary supporters seem to be handling it so well. [laughter] were the other chapters like water is wet and it gets dark outside at the nighttime? greg: rob, will they learn for the midterms? >> no, maybe we were wrong with these people do not think they were wrong. they think we were wrong and you are wrong and they think but they dont think they were wrong. they think they did not yell loud enough. when you talk to some ...

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Will experience weightlessness. plus, with no atmosphere to block the sun you get a better base then -- dont think about it anymore, sign up today. [cheering and applause] greg: rob, lets face it that this is about war. you got a great vantage point to launch stuff that countries you dont like. >> that sounds great. greg: i know. >> i thought it be more of an amazon thing that you would go to the moon and see other planets you might like but -- its a fulfillment center. greg: thats what it is th...