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Hey lily, i need a new wireless plan for my business, but all my employees need something different. oh, we can help with that. okay, imagine this... your mover, rob, hes on the scene and needs a plan with a mobile hotspot. we cut to downtown, your sales rep lisa has to send some files, asap! so basically i can pick the right plan for each employee... yeah i shouldve just led with that... with at&t business... you can pick the best plan for each employee and only pay for the features they need.

I felt like i could literally strangle. thats what it is. flying is awful. >> greg: they should have left you alone. >> kennedy: get on a flight a few weeks ago because a woman would not wear a mask and kept fighting with the flight attendants. the flight attendant was like fine, we land and six l.a.p.d. officers get on the plane. im nosy and i kind of muscle up next to them as they are fighting. she said "i am wearing a mask now." >> greg: a little late for that. >> rob: giving everybody the de...

Hey lily, i need a new wireless plan for my business, but all my employees need something different. oh, we can help with that. okay, imagine this... your mover, rob, hes on the scene and needs a plan with a mobile hotspot. we cut to downtown, your sales rep lisa has to send some files, asap! so basically i can pick the right plan for each employee... yeah i shouldve just led with that... with at&t business... you can pick the best plan for each employee and only pay for the features they need.

Were saying. >> brian: you started doodling. >> greg: i was thinking about a joke that involved man, dade, broward. they put the bro in broward because its a mans date but i realized he didnt make any sense. >> brian: wouldve edited it out rather than singing out loud. >> greg: i dont mind expressing my errors. i realize they are rare, unlike your error. >> brian: how do you know? you dont watch "fox & friends." >> greg: i go online and see your name pop up every 10 minutes. you wont believe wha...

>> greg: thats true, especially you, mr. kilmeade. >> brian: thats my transition, thanks. rob, too clever first panel. he feels you can be somewhat of a threat. you play with words. amazed, kat, he made it all about you. >> kat: i have a talent. >> brian: kennedy, great job. a couple things. if someones coming for you wouldnt you want them to come for the staff first? i know you want to arrest me but take the staff. youre not really against that new phobia. a couple things. broward county is pla...

Look, the movie theater sucks. thats the real problem here and i get why teens go there they want to make out. once you can make out wherever you want with whoever you want without getting grounded, i dont know why you go there. >> rob: i disagree. nothing can ever replace theatrical experience. >> kat: my couch. >> rob: you hear people. >> greg: hes. >> rob: . >> greg: you can call it the fall of the usher. >> brian: thats interesting. >> greg: almost an edgar allan poe title. up next, this cre...

I still havent brought groceries in from the porch. >> greg: its true. there was a certain expert on fox who was telling everybody that they should launder their clothes when they went outside and came back in. rob, you flying a lot? have you noticed anything? "fox news @ night" its awful. this is the thing with flying. flying was awful before the pandemic. its greyhound in the air. its like an airbus. the days of pan am are over. if i am waiting. seriously. i get in first. first is fun. nobody ...

People say its not a big deal. it kind of is. as humans living in a society, we communicate through our facial expressions. its not about just a piece of fabric. its about emotional intelligence and communicating with each other as human beings, completely changing the culture that we have. i think its a big deal im sick of them trying to gaslight me otherwise. >> greg: face-centric. >> i dont know that thats a thing. how many years do i have left before my face starts to droop and sag? i dont w...

Nose and mouth that will never come off. >> sounds painful. >> let our representative show you how easy it can be. >> what? >> our simple procedure is over in minutes. once attached, youll never have to worry about being covid compliant again. >> staples? am i bleeding? >> the blood and pain lets you know its working. too late. get your last mask today. its permanent. >> greg: its funny but its true. i dont know. thats not a question. where do you stand on this? listening to desantis, i think is...

Writing you this kind of passive-aggressive note. >> kat: i like my thing better. next letter. im a former mtv vj and i wear glasses. what is a hot girl summer and how do i get one? sincerely, still cool. rob, i didnt know you worked at mtv. as far as i understand it, a hot girl summer is when you marry crop top and sleep with a lot of guys. what youll do is youll take scissors and cut your shirts just below the nipple. to get guys to sleep with you, two steps. go out in public and be breathing....