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Media asset must be dumping out. Im just getting my pants on. The Network Needs reporters on the ground in afghanistan. Are you going to be joining in . The travel, or the crying . How many people do you need . He says, welcome to afghanistan. This is where the foreign reporters live. Welcome to the fun house. My god, its so nice to have another woman in the house. In afghanistan, you are seriously hot. In afghanistan, you are like a nine, borderline 10. What are you, like a 15 . Yeah. How can w...

The mattress that can tell you when your significant other is cheating. Its a mattress which claims to use ultrasonic sensors to detect when your bed is in use, and youre not at home. I just picture a european businessman in an important meeting like im sorry, i have to take this. Its my mattress. So the mattress is meant to catch cheaters, you know, measuring mattress bouncing which seems like a pretty roundabout way of doing that. What if your partner is just jumping on the bed. Are you going ...

[gasps] from comedy centrals world nuses headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. Trevor welcome to the daily show, im trevor noah. Thank you, thank you very much, thank you. Tonights guest from unbreekable kimmy schmitt. El schmidt, ellie kemp certificate here, everybody. It will be so much fun. But first we turn to europe. Where a tech company has invented a 2 thousand mattress that sends you a mex whenever the mattress is being used while you are away. Yeah, yeah, ye...

You could even have sex on the floor right next to the mattress and the mass res wont say [bleep]. It would even make the sex hotter, you could be like yeah, you like that, mattress, you like that. Yeah, you have to watch but you cant say anything about it. This is our secret. Moving on, lets talk about flying. Now it can be a terrifying experience, in a small building that is moving 500 miles an hour in constant fear of either crashing or having to act interested in what the person next to you ...

Complicated. But the essence of the idea is that there is nothing wrong, there it is d you are mentally blocked on this. There is nothing wrong with using money as happens with every other student on the university, as a means to attract players. There is nothing wrong with that. There is nothing immoral about it. Its okay for lebron, its okay for could bee, that went directly from high school to the pros. And yet show its immoral for 18 year old kids. By the way, i also think they should have a...

Complicated. But the essence of the idea is that there is nothing wrong, there it is d you are mentally blocked on this. There is nothing wrong with using money as happens with every other student on the university, as a means to attract players. There is nothing wrong with that. There is nothing immoral about it. Its okay for lebron, its okay for could bee, that went directly from high school to the pros. And yet show its immoral for 18 year old kids. By the way, i also think they should have a...

A month and counting. Today, thursday march 5, 2015. Announcer from nbc news, this is today with matt lauer and Savannah Guthrie live from studio 1a in rockefe and good morning, everyone. Welcome to today on a thursday morning. Memo to win thor this better be it. Yeah a lot of people are over. This you know theres some operate spots. A call at my house this morning no school. My kids are happy. Mine too. Look at the prettier images of a storm like this. Earlier this morning, evan lysacek out reh...

Announcer from nbc news, this is today with matt lauer and Savannah Guthrie live from studio 1a in rockefeller plaza. And good morning, everyone. Welcome to today on a thursday morning. Memo to winter this better be it. Yeah, a lot of people are over. This you know, theres s house this morning. No school. My kids are happy. Take a look at some of the prettier images of a storm like this. Earlier this morning evan lysacek out performing on the ice rink. His performance will be beautiful when he j...

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