Robot Misery News Today

At msnbc of what do you do, robot carl? >> hello, greg. you left your underwear on the radiator. please dont let it happen again. anyway, i am glad you asked. i am currently working at keith halbermans assistant. doing his math, changing the parrot and flossing the hobo teeth he keeps under his pillow. the week ends are the worts. -- worst. then have i to feed him wafers, mouth to mouth like a baby bird. i would cry, but then he beats me. somebody please shot me in the face and put me out of my ...

Robot carl? >> hello, greg. you left your underwear on the radiator. please dont let it happen again. anyway, i am glad you asked. i am currently working at keith halbermans assistant. doing his math, changing the parrot and flossing the hobo teeth he keeps under his pillow. the week ends are the worts. -- worst. then have i to feed him wafers, mouth to mouth like a baby bird. i would cry, but then he beats me. somebody please shot me in the face and put me out of my robot misery. also, rachel h...