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Coastline completely burned. Felt this heat, this tremendous heat. Major the urgent need for more resources as just 100 firefighters struggle to get control of the massive blaze. President biden has signed off on what will likely be a politicallycharged agreement with iran to bring home five imprisoned american citizens. In exchange, the Iranian Regime will gain access to billions of dollars in blocked funds. The assassination of a president ial candidate rocking the country of ecuador. This les...

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Grand canyon tour. The president appearing to get lost in the bushes and his thoughts. The grand canyon, one of the earth nine wonders, wonders of the world. Think of that. You know, it is amazing. The enduring symbol of america for the entire world. It is a wonder he is president. Its seven natural wonders of the world. A tv camera sitting down with the Weather Channel to ram a lot more about Global Warming and even provide some quality pest control. Are you prepared to declare a National Emerg...

Wayne brady pan schedule best known for the sketch show and says while on a path to Self Discovery he didnt fully identify as bisexual. We will keep you updated on this story. Back to gutfeld. That is something. So as i was significant, should we kill all white people . Seems crazy. The man jumping up and down is julius at a South African political party. Malima led nearly 100,000 people. The poor, the farmer, feed the poor, the farmer. Brrr, power power kill the boer. I think they meant bore an...

Downs unless youve been living in a sealed cave, youve probably noticed that americas latest craze is disco dancin. This is punk rock, and its purpose is to promote violence, sex, and destruction, in that order. Pure rock n roll energy, pure guts, pure stamina. Rock singer jimi hendrix died today in london, according to a police source, from an overdose of drugs. Reynolds janis joplin was found dead last night. The cause of death was said to be an overdose of drugs. Jim morrison, the lead singer...

President pence and state Election Officials. The American People can be tough to read sometimes which confounds many in the modern media, well over half of our fellow citizens believe the former president did engage in criminal conduct and half thank you should be elected president again. By the American People are they for unforgiving or are the American People tired of the sanctimony of those who see flaws and everyone except themselves. I dont know how large the constituency is for fairness ...

Destruction. We are talking miles of coastline completely burned. This heat, this tremendous heat. Major the urgent need for more resources as just 100 firefighters struggled to get control of the massive blaze. President biden has signed off on what will likely be a politically charged agreement with iran to bring home five imprisoned american citizens. In exchange, the Iranian Regime will gain access to billions of dollars in blocked funds. The assassination of a president ial candidate rockin...

Yes, yes, yes. Greg happy tuesday i love every 1 of you almost too much. Lets get started. Dylan old dany is trying to switch from chairmans Gender Influence or do standup comic. After the budweiser fiasco you have to admit that takes balls. I know where this is going. I government sponsor report says the country should move quickly to prevent ai from Making Humanity Extinct which is why ive created a robot that pokes holes in condoms. [ laughter ] greg stupid but the u. S. State department of t...

President pence and state Election Officials. The American People can be tough to read sometimes which confounds many in the modern media, well over half of our fellow citizens believe the former president did engage in criminal conduct and half thank you should be elected president again. By the American People are they for unforgiving or are the American People tired of the sanctimony of those who see flaws and everyone except themselves. I dont know how large the constituency is for fairness ...