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Speculation had already begun. Could it be hill roe clinton, probably. Could it be chris christie, possibly. Could it be rand paul, absolutely not. laughter that is not going to happen. But all this speculation launched our new segment cant you at least wait until jon stewart comes back. Because as you know, 2016 is three years away. And im only here for two more weeks. So it is not too long to wait. But the potential candidates just keep coming. Next president ial election is nearly three and a...

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My guest tonight author of a new book about the life of riplys believe if or not creator robert riply Neal Thompson is here. But before we left last week we discussed how ridiculous it was that the 2016 president ial election speculation had already begun. Could it be hill roe clinton, probably. Could it be chris christie, possibly. Could it be rand paul, absolutely not. laughter that is not going to happen. But all this speculation launched our new segment cant you at least wait until jon stewa...

however it turns out, it has forever changed the expectation of what an american president can look like. >> for my generation but for my kids, by the time they are able to vote the idea of a black president will be almost passe t will be something that clearly obviously that can happen, a latino president, a woman. >> there will be a first latino president or latina president. there will be a first gay president. >> jon: well, openly gay. (laughter) gay. i think we just chose like fiv...

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president with high hopes. but now just four months later he finds himself mired in an index caseable downward fall where the only congressional action can count on is punitive in nature. he has entered into a three and a half year race of [bleep] (laughter) his only hope, the media. (laughter) with the attention span of a concussed goldfish. more of a problem than would you think for goldfish. its not the bowl as much as sometimes the threshure chest they can run into. >> the race for...

i hope they have-- but first it seems like only yesterday that barack hussein obama began his second term as president with high hopes. but now just four months later he finds himself mired in an index caseable downward fall where the only congressional action can count on is punitive in nature. he has entered into a three and a half year race of [bleep] (laughter) his only hope, the media. (laughter) with the attention span of a concussed goldfish. more of a problem than would you thi...

comedy central world news headquarters in new york this is the daily show with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) >> jon: hey, welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. oh, do we have a show for you tonight. my guest, my guest tonight george packer, he is author of "the unwinding" the nonvision fiction book about america on the verge of dystopian could lapts. -- collapse. (laughter) i hope they have-- but first it seems like only yesterday that barack hussein obama began his s...

[laughter] >> see you next season. good night. [cheers and applause] -- from comedy central world news headquarters in new york this is the daily show with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) >> jon: hey, welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. oh, do we have a show for you tonight. my guest, my guest tonight george packer, he is author of "the unwinding" the nonvision fiction book about america on the verge of dystopian could lapts. -- collapse. (laughter) i hope they have--...

america on the verge of dystopian could lapts. -- collapse. (laughter) i hope they have-- but first it seems like only yesterday that barack hussein obama began his second term as president with high hopes. but now just four months later he finds himself mired in an index caseable downward fall where the only congressional action can count on is punitive in nature. he has entered into a three and a half year race of [bleep] (laughter) his only hope, the media. (laughter) with the atten...