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For 12 years for that? every little brother in the planet does that when you have to pee. running water! no, thanks to tiktok doctors -- it makes me sick. >> greg: they should be called tick doctors. >> the hot dog. thats my other friday night activity. >> greg: i thought hot dogs was one of the few benefits in my life compared to the other things i do which are disgusting and depraved and picked up from you. >> the tiktok doctor is wrong because there is always running water in my bathroom. my ...

I hate her too. >> this coffee is too hot. >> first of all i think its irresponsible for you to say that. the coffee is room temperature, just in the wrong room. >> ♪ ♪ >> oh, oh, hold that. >> [screaming]. >> [laughing]. >> jen, the elevator chopped by arm off. >> i will call you out for saying that. its called sudden weight loss. congratulations. >> [laughing]. >> [applauding]. >> [cheering]. >> greg: i didnt see that escalating to that point. it seems like america is stranded in more ways...

We just invented thousands of hostages. afghans are no longer allowed to go to the airport because they need those scientists and doctors to operate the machines. we dont know how do this, but they do. well are seeing a new group of hostages. afghans cant go to the airport because they need their families to hold hostage to teach them to run the machines. job well done. sooner than later our own missiles will be coming our way because guys will try to save their families. i am not a general but ...

Kamala harris makes sarah palin look like a cross between margaret thatcher and another margaret thatcher. we cant be this stupid anymore. the least our inept leaders can do is not arm the enemy. you have to wonder why kamala harris would bring up christmas in august. maybe she knows in december she will be too busy being president. >> [cheers and applause]. >> yes! >> [applauding]. >> greg: this former criminal defense attorney "outnumbered" co-host emily compagno. she is like a gay bicycle. ou...

>> greg: you could feed him ice. >> he would not ask to get out. >> he will keeps apologizing. what was your question? >> greg: when you listen to the local news report they act like this person is an escaped maniac. >> when you watch news from different cultures, they come off extremely smug. mum just got a 1 thousands fine. he didnt cover his nose. he is still trying to fix his hair. his entire hair say bald spot and trying to fix one side. he has problems and missing. he is the worst human be...

They are perceived. >> a for effort. >> greg: b-minus. kat, isnt it a perfect time for a lot of democrats to lose their jobs anyway? >> yeah. >> [laughing]. >> greg: you are mailing it in today. >> yeah. i was going to say more stuff. >> greg: go for it. all of the people celebrating in the streets as soon as the election was called for biden. so excited without knowing how it was going to go. its not going great. i remind myself, i was very excited to get married but i remember the documentarie...

In the land down under. in australia even crocodile dunndee is a prison are in his own country. australia the birth place of crime. more than half of the 25 million people are in lockdown and unable to wrestle alligators. i said crocodiles. i dont think they have alligators in australia. >> they dont. >> greg: i apologize. the sydney lockdown is in the ninth week which should show that lockdowns dont work. there is 1 covid patient on the run. check out this report from 9 news. >> anthony knows h...

Outside of the house. >> greg: who hasnt? >> my husband said i cant do that. >> greg: give it time. in a few months he will be walking to the store with one slipper. >> i have done that. >> greg: hair rollers. kat, 10 years from now will we look at that as delusional but a hysterical moment or is this the way it will be? >> i dont feel like this is enough universal push back. the teens were outside. i would love to go to australia and party with teens and now i cant. i get concerned. i would not...

Cash them. -- concern them. do you know who that wise woman was? >> [inaudible]. >> greg: hmmm? >> whatever! [laughing]. >> greg: i thought i would throw the camera on you. you handled it very well. >> greg: it seems, emily compagno, democrats only do things if it affects them politically as opposed to affecting peoples lives. even the vaccines, dont take the vaccines because that will help trump. when trump is gone take the vaccines. >> this is about perceived optics which is worse. here they f...

President biden to make a decision on whether to extend the deadline. thats the correct order. first you give up control of the airport and then try to fly everyone home. thats as smart as putting on a helmet after you were shot out of a cannon which i think happened to joe. our leaders lost lives and billion dollars but at least the paper work is in order. the taliban has drawn a redline on a deadline. you know they mean. its not an obama deadline in syria this he enforces as well as the covid ...