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Yes, i get it. Yes, i it. I get it. I get it. You love me. What can you do? happy tuesday, everyone. So kamala harris is in the middle of a media blitz. Shes the view, 60 minutes,a me stephen colbert, howard stern. Shes been in front of more old than brian stelters. Boxers. Last night she made o a disastrous, painful appearance on 60 minutes. It was so bad joe biden turned over in his grave. And after that trainwreck, harris appeare d the view where she said she wouldnt have done anything differ...

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Bill thats a scene a short time ago as Israel And Hezbollah are on the brink of an allout War Prompting the u. S. To send more troops to the Middle East and casting a shadow over President Bidens final u. N. Address scheduled in an hour. Big doings here. Im bill hemmer. Dana im Dana Perino and this is americas newsroom. I imagine this is not at all the speech that biden thought he would be giving at this point. Well track that for you. Were also tracking an eruption of intense fighting across th...

Greg: yes! yes. Yes. All right, i will take it, for now. Happy monday, everyone. Last friday joe biden turned over a cabinet meeting to his wife. If that is not bad enough he then put hunter in charge of the medicine cabinet. Man boobs. Vice president harris will skip this fundraising dinner, a feature which traditionally shows presidential candidates roasting each other. She pulled out at the last minute. If only her husband had done the same thing with the nanny. Terrible. This person was crit...