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but, you know, around the country, maga extremists are lying on to take on those bedrock freedoms, cutting social security that you paid for your entire life while paying taxes for the will will wealthy. backing books and telling people who they could love all making it more difficult for you to be able to vote. ♪ when i ran for president four years ago, i said we were in a battle for the soul of america. and we still are. the question we are facing is whether the years ahead we have...