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Suggested that both ukraine and china should investigate the biden family oh, what happened to doing your crimes in private . [ laughter ] trumps like a mobster who instead of throwing a body in the trunk, throws it in the passenger seat so he can use the carpool lane [ laughter ] according [ applause ] according to a new poll, 45 of americans now support impeaching President Trump, including a major increase in white men age 60 to 61 [ cheers and applause according to the Washington Post, Presi...

Said trump, oh, is that who kept yelling, shut up, shut up, shut up . [ laughter ] President Trump today continued to defend his controversial phone call with the president of ukraine, tweeting that it, quote, could not have been nicer, warmer, or better. Hey, man, youre not getting impeached over bad phone manners. [ laughter ] you solicited a bribe. If a bank robber says, put the money in the bag, please and thank you [ laughter ] he still goes to jail. [ light laughter ] according to press re...

That both ukraine and china should investigate the biden family oh, what happened to doing your crimes in private . [ laughter ] trumps like a mobster who instead of throwing a body in the trunk, throws it in the passenger seat so he can use the carpool lane [ laughter ] according [ applause ] according to a new poll, 45 of americans now support impeaching President Trump, including a major increase in white men age 60 to 61 [ cheers and applause according to the Washington Post, President Trump...

Help. [ light laughter ] im kidding. He turned into a bat and flew into a window. [ laughter and applause really you subpoenaed Rudy Giuliani for documents . Does this look like a man who keeps all of his documents organized . [ laughter ] his office probably looks like the first half of a hoarders episode. [ light laughter ] he probably already lost the subpoena you just served him [ laughter ] House Speaker nancy pelosi told democrats yesterday that their tone around the impeachment inquiry mu...

Privately asked aides for a cost estimate of ilding a waterfilled trench along the border that is filled with snakes and alligators. [ laughter ] or as he called it today, a moot. [ laughter ] i swear, trump has the only phone in the world with autoincorrect [ laughter ] thats right President Trump privately asked aides about building a waterfilled trench along the border filled with snakes and alligators sometimes, i think trump got his entire immigration policy from the back of an eighthgrader...

Pieces of public art. Dude, if you love beautiful statues so much, why dont you marry one . Oh, okay [ laughter ] thats fair. Thats fair. New york city mayor bill de blasio announced yesterday that the city will conduct a 90day review of all racist symbols on City Property in an effort to determine which ones ought to be removed. Well let me give you a head start. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] axios, today published a list of groups that President Trump has alienated during his first seve...

Against a group of protesters in charlottesville, virginia. He drove his car into a crowd and killed a woman named heather heyer. It was a horrifying incident that left most of the country stunned and terrified. But on saturday, you didnt hear her name or the terrorists name or even the word terrorist from our president. What you heard instead was this. Were closely following the terrible events unfolding in charlottesville, virginia. We condemn in the strongest possible terms this egregious dis...

Form is unacceptable, and the leader of the free world should be unambiguous. Oh, i think she is. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] while President Trump fielded questions yesterday about charlottesville, white house chief of staff john kelly was seen staring at the ground with his arms crossed. And after hearing the press conference, so was the statue of liberty. Laughter and applause ] when asked yesterday about his confidence in chief adviser and accused White Nationalist steve bannon, Pre...

Form is unacceptable, and the leader of the free world should be unambiguous. Oh, i think she is. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] while President Trump fielded questions yesterday about charlottesville, white house chief of staff john kelly was seen staring at the ground with his arms crossed. And after hearing the press conference, so was the statue of liberty. [ laughter and applause ] when asked yesterday about his confidence in chief adviser and accused White Nationalist steve bannon, P...

Supremacist named james field against a group of protesters in charlottesville, virginia. He drove his car into a crowd and killed a woman named heather heyer. It was a horrifying incident that left most of the country stunned and terrified. But on saturday, you didnt hear her name or the terrorists name or even the word terrorist from our president. What you heard instead was this. Were closely following the terrible events unfolding in charlottesville, virginia. We condemn in the strongest pos...