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and he is less animated than lint. he had a persons name in there that was -- tvs andy levey. his humor is darker than joannes liver. i feel like i used that one. and sam morrell the comedian and perhaps a coward. and if you are alive it is because he hasnt gotten around to killing you yet. sitting next to me, mike baker, current president of diligence, diligence makers of diligence tapestrys and thumbtacks. for all of your numb tack and monacle need. they will skin you alive with a to...

Seriously, he is. it is gross. she is smarter than smart water, smartphones and smart cars. i am here with fox news national security analyst, kt mcfarlane. and i like to say unlike greg i like his sweaters. it is tv andy levy. he is a big fan of the penguin. i love any movie morgan free man narrates. go proud co-founder and communication specialist from mcdonald hopkins government strategies. and sitting next to me is comedian sam morrell. >> a block. the lede. thats the first story. >> pan -...

Odyssey" where the computer takes over. the robots will be smarter than people and they will end up taking over the world. in the last several years the technology now exists to do that. what this does -- it is deep learning. what this is is because we now have massive data that we can collect and analyze quickly it now makes it possible for a robot that is really just a computer to look through human behavior patterns learn them and replicate them. why is this different? in the good old days, 1...

seriously, he is. it is gross. she is smarter than smart water, smartphones and smart cars. i am here with fox news national security analyst, kt mcfarlane. and i like to say unlike greg i like his sweaters. it is tv andy levy. he is a big fan of the penguin. i love any movie morgan free man narrates. go proud co-founder and communication specialist from mcdonald hopkins government strategies. and sitting next to me is comedian sam morrell. >> a block. the lede. thats the first story...

but then we may know more. it is clear that something caused the airplane to have a catastrophic event. the catastrophic event brought the airplane down. they did get -- >> there was talk that they got clearance to alter their initial altitude and to bank left. because of air traffic in the vaw inis tee the air traffic controller resibded that. that-- rescinded that. >> there is a lot of airplanes in the sky and along that corridor. there are 12 to14 flights from that airport. it just ...

>> the best are the ones with no filter. my mom says whatever is on her mind. yeah, it stinks at the moment. it can be mortar fying, but then it is out there. what this video is teaching us is everybody should say what they are thinking. >> it is not sams mom. >> the best would be a robot stripper. >> no feelings from her. she doesnt give a damn. >> i dont even know what that means. i am bleeping that. >> im sorry. i took a chance. >> i cant believe you said that about eleanor roosevelt. she has...

Rockefeller tree. i dont know what that means. i am here with imus in the morning associate producer. she is going home for the holidays, home is what she calls the nearest liquor store that takes food stamps. it is joanne nosuchunsky. and he will be spending christmas at the movies because he is a lonely, stupid freak. it is tvs andy levey. i asked for a chee yaw pet, but this is close enough. sam morrell. a block. thats the first story. >> it will play and a victory for freedom and fart jokes ...

He went from barely living to jk living. a british man awoke from a coma from a car crash think heying was matthew mcconaghey. when i looked in the mirror i was shocked because i didnt look like im h. i didnt know what i was looking at. i was thinking i cant wait to get out of here and back to filming movies. i dont care if the story is fake. it is awesome. are you buying this? >> sure. i have heard of things like this before where you have a traumatic head injury and then become like a mathemat...

Are the bearded ladies. >> apologize to italy and the italians. >> italians here feel me. >> thats a stereo type from old italian joke books. >> thats where i got it from. >> you are pathetic. where are you performing on new years eve? >> crackers downtown indianapolis. >> crackers ? >> crackers. >> thats a progressive title. >> i will be telling my older jokes. >> i hope there are no protests down there. crackers. my goodness. i will be somewhere. not there. i dont know where i will be. have a ...

A panda and this is a danda or a pog. >> oh thats better. >> it is a poking, sam. a pog, sam. i invented a word. >> a brilliant trick. >> they say he is facing charges over false passports. i didnt know they had passports. it is way more complicated. >> and they say they were six months younger than the documents stated. what kind of tect -- detective is doing this work? >> i am not like i will get to the bottom of that. >> that is cute. >> animals dont care about how hold they are, right? >> yo...