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He eats lean meat. it is working because his body is efficient. im just saying. >> sam -- >> it is not as firm as it should be. >> do you like most comedians in cyst on a diet of romin noodles and beer? >> i am on comedy club diet and i demand extra honey mustard with my chicken fingers when they say it costs extra i say it is a little bit. >> you go in the back room and the food is sitting there. >> i just did a club where it was a chef/manager. this is a well run chef right here. >> do you thi...

>> thanks for having me. >> i dont think it is carsons fault. it is the cameramans fault. he zoomed in on him. >> thats a weird choice to zoom in and then know you have to blur it out lately. producer probably hate him. if ben carson told me i would grow up to be like ben carson i would turn my academic career around immediately. >> i thought he inspires you. >> you should see when he is talking to him, you are going to grow up to be just like me and the kid is like, not a good -- >> the kid doe...

Think she was trying to pull a mom move like get outta there! but that was on camera. >> i dont know, sam, do these celebrities have a right to get awards unincome bettered by -- unem come bettered by -- >> who is getting these awards? dont they usually have to have manners. >> comedy club bouncers dont do a thing. she is there two seconds. >> how many times are you attacked on stage and the comedy club staff does nothing. >> i bombed in front of my mom because nobody was in the room. i like che...

>> the mets game just started. andy, i know youre a huge fan and this is a big game, but doing the hoe show is more impot than the mets. [ laughter ] >> lets welcome our guests. shell take your breath ariser away. >> that was good. >> its tom van horn. when i requested some guy, our booker took it literally, guy benson. and he got here a day early to make fun of tomorrows guest, joe mackie. sitting next to me is comedian sam morrell. lets start the show. >> finally homeland finally, homeland g...

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And he is less animated than lint. he had a persons name in there that was -- tvs andy levey. his humor is darker than joannes liver. i feel like i used that one. and sam morrell the comedian and perhaps a coward. and if you are alive it is because he hasnt gotten around to killing you yet. sitting next to me, mike baker, current president of diligence, diligence makers of diligence tapestrys and thumbtacks. for all of your numb tack and monacle need. they will skin you alive with a tooth pick. ...

>> if you look at the pictures there were three dozen people there. i dont think that qualifies as a protest. that is not even a line at starbucks. >> they did get a lot of exposure and isnt that the point of protests? >> if you were at this brunch -- >> i dont do brunch. >> oh, well you just shot down my question. if you were at lunch because you know maybe some people chose a salad instead of pancakes. >> i am gay but not that gay. >> what if you were seated there and these people came in? >> ...

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