Page 4 - Sam Venable News Today

If you criticize Elvis Presley in a column or two, it might come back to haunt you.

The treess bark had been shredded by a buck deer raking its antlers as a territory marker. Rudolph himself selected this very tree with me in mind.

Sewage pipe and flooding played the role of the Grinch for one family several Christmases ago.

After seven visits back to the dealership for a faulty tire monitor, used car earned the name of Damien.

Theres something markedly different about the plates. It has to do with the words “In God We Trust” printed — or omitted — above the three stars.

59 years ago this week, the nation was dazed and the sports world didnt know how to react.

When the leaves have smothered everything, there’s nothing to do but attack with rake, blower and lawn mower and move this shroud away from the house.

If you dont want someone to think your storys fishy, make the trickery somewhat believable; don’t try to turn a minnow into a lunker.

Sure, you get an extra hour of sleep because of daylight saving time ending. The downside is you have to reset all your clocks.

When I’m deep in the boonies on a dark, chilly autumn night, it doesn’t take much imagination to see haints staring back.