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August 10, 2021
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August 10, 2021
At philadelphia, we know what makes the perfect schmear of cream cheese. the recipe we invented over 145 years ago and me...the worlds best, and possibly only, schmelier. philadelphia. schmear perfection. (upbeat pop music in background throughout) to my great-granddaughter sarah, whom i disowned after she recommended i go with the general for my auto insurance. i leave the entirety of my estate. what?! turns out, sarahs right about the general. i just misjudged them based on their commercials. ...
August 10, 2021
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August 10, 2021
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August 10, 2021
Behind it and i believe this is the model for how we should governor together. >> thank you both. nice to have you with us this morning. >> thanks so much. well just like the united states, china is battling a surge in covid cases but there lockdowns and heavy travel restrictions all back in place. we are live in beijing after the break. ladelphia, we know what makes the perfect schmear of cream cheese. the recipe we invented over 145 years ago and me...the worlds best, and possibly only, schm...
August 10, 2021
At philadelphia, we know what makes the perfect schmear of cream cheese. you need only the freshest milk and cream. that one! and the worlds best, and possibly only, schmelier. philadelphia. schmear perfection.
August 9, 2021
And we used to touch that every night when wed perform. wed come down and touch that and give it a little pat. >> yep. im off. the last episode -- >> im the luckiest son of a bitch on earth. >> i just remember thinking, i got to be part of that history of comedy. i am the luckiest son of a bitch. truly. hold on, were coming! mio... water tastes like, well...water. so we fixed it. mio. ive never slept like this before. we gave new zzzquil pure zzzs restorative herbal sleep to people who were tire...
August 8, 2021
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August 8, 2021
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August 7, 2021
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