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So folks can get a breake from their stressful lidelives and relaxy with the cigarettes captioning sponsored by Comedy Central trevor hey, whats going on everybody welcome to another episode of the daily social distancing show. Im trevor noah, and it is now day 59 of us staying inside to try and stop the spread of coronavirus and try to grow a beard. And heres your quarantine tip of the day if coronavirus is making you nervous, all you have to do is picture coronavirus naked. Yeah, it helps. In ...

All right, hold on, everybody, i want to spray your shoes real quick. Are you crazy . These are air jordans. Im standing outside the window. Trying to mess with my sneakers . Although new york city is at least a month away from reopening, the New York Public Library has released an album of all the authentic new york city noises that people havent been able to hear for two months, including traffic noise, subways, construction, and even crowded streets. Although, if they really wanted tock accur...

Police in minneapolis has now turned into a National Protest movement in different u. S. Cities demonstrators are taking to the streets and in some cases these protests have turned violent. We begin in Minneapolis Police where and demonstrators have been clashing for more than 2 days now with opportunistic looters taking advantage of the situation late last night memphis angry residents there took to the streets to demand justice and to ask for investigations not just in George Floyds case but f...

Are profiteering on the back of migrants. Can you talk about that is one of the opening points in your book . The work you are doing is so important to in my in the American Public about the vice grip the cartels have at the border. So one of the things that is really important to eliminate in chapter one is the Caravan Cartel that they could not do it alone not just to have explicit conspiratorial is out there to make billions of dollars of profit to endanger lives and wreaking violence and hav...

This is the daily social distancing show, with trevor noah. Trevor you know, during dark times like these im often reminded of the words of the great 20th century philosopher robert mcferrin, when he wrote, dont worry. Ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooooh ooh ooooh be happy now. Thats what were going to do now in our ongoing segment, a ray of sunshine. Our first bit of good comes out of canada the only country where syrup has legal rights. And where one family found love in a hopeless place. Reporter carrie l...

And for that shower curtain. Think about it, because, normally shower curtains see us apt our worst were naked, cleaning our butts, singing bad. But this one got outside to see that humans are not so bad. You know it wont take long for people to start using it for the wrong reason. Grandma got hugged but two guys from the bar will be saying whatd you just say to me . Awww hell, no. Get inside the plastic. Get inside the plastic, dawg. Lets handle this like men. Moving on. Theres no denying that ...

Welcome to the the daily social distance show. Announcer from trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show, with trevor noah. Trevor you know, during dark times like these im often reminded of the words of the great 20th century philosopher robert mcferrin, when he wrote, dont worry. Ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooooh ooh ooooh be happy now. Thats what were going to do now in our ongoing segment, a ray of sunshine. Our first bit of good comes ...

Could be the darkest winter in modern history. Game changer in the race for a vaccine. The promising new development right now in one of the major trials and the potential breakthrough that aims to kill the virus on surfaces. Battle over the beaches. With a week until memorial day, the new rules for summer as beaches from the jersey shore to the california coast are set to reopen. The requirements for masks, social distancing, and are these images from overseas the future of a day at the beach ....

Globe. Tonight we celebrate this is all i got, which immerses its readers in the life of a young homeless single mother amid her quest to find stability and shelter right here in new york city. Laurent is an awardwinning journalist, essayist and author. This is her third book and she has written about inequality and its many forms from publication including the New York Times, new york, the new republic, the nation, and salons. And has worked as a producer at npr. Tonight lord will be in convers...

So thats probably fine, right lets get to the news. Vice president mike pence is facing criticism after he toured a coronavirus testing facility yesterday without wearing a face mask but he might be okay, because looking at him, he drinks plenty of bleach. Hillary clinton endorsed former Vice President joe biden yesterday during a virtual town hall and this is nice, she even virtually smiled how nice for him following the news that the number of coronavirus cases in the u. S. Has surpassed one m...