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Roses are red, Violets are blue. It’s five o’clock somewhere Due to the rotation of the Earth and how our timekeeping is split into two equal cycles of 12 hours each....

Out of the night that covers me, Black as the pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever gods may be For my unconquerable soul. In the fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried...

The chance to hang with the “Five O’Clock Somewhere” VIP Gold family in the chatroom is as good a reason as any to get up in the morning, and now we get that chance three times a wee...

“Five O’Clock Somewhere,” like beer, is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. It’s happiness squared when you enjoy “Five O’Clock Somewhere” with...

I’ve barely slept the last four nights — don’t worry, just one of my occasional bouts of insomnia — and I plan to start the drinking even before we launch Thursday’s “Five O&#8...

Get those loins well-girded because it’s the Friday edition of “Five O’Clock Somewhere,” and I’m not sure why, exactly, other than I enjoy using the word “loins.&#8...

Some say that I’m overly sentimental but I like to think that it’s really five o’clock everywhere, all the time.

That’s right: ‘Five O’Clock Somewhere’ has finally left behind its terrible twos. Friday’s guests include pretty much everybody, I think, because they wouldn’t mis...

Hope you had a lovely Mother’s Day weekend. My little family sure did and I can tell you all about it on today’s “Five O’Clock Somewhere.”...

“Five O’Clock Somewhere” is now filmed in living color before a live TV studio audience.