[ CheerIng And Applause ] I know. Must be hard to want what you cant have. Happy thursday everyone. Nancy pelosI snapped at a reporter, askIng her about bIden droppIng out and she saId am I speakIng englIsh to you . Last tIme nancy snapped lIke that was when they forgot to properly fasten her face. PresIdent bIden turned down trumps challenged It played golf wIth the money goIng to charIty. Hunter agreed sayIng a charIty . I thought I already paId her off [ laughter ] the astronauts stuck In space from starlIner problems are confIdent that boeIng wIll get them home safely. WIn they heard Joe BIden Is stIll In the race they saId we wIll take the chances up here. [ laughter ] wIth Donald Trump set to announce hIs bp soon Doug Bertram Is rumored to be at the top of the lIst. Trump lIkes hIs Government Style but also really enjoys hIs cereal. [ laughter ] you wIll never unseat that. Three admInIstrators at columbIa have been permanently removed after postIng antIsemItIc texts. But dont wor
Constitutional transition of power, and definitely not a thinlyveiled putdown of the soontobeexexpresident , with hits like seriously, dont read anything into the titles. Just enjoy the soothing melodies of these songs were selected on their musical merits, not because when read sequentially, they taunt the man who tried to destroy our democracy. Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight donboyage. Plus stephen welcomes jason segel and musical gua, black pumas featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen oh, hello, everybody. And welcome to a very special a late show. I am your host, Stephen Colbert. Its the day before the day weve all been waiting for, because tonight is the last show well do during the presidency of he who shall remain shameless. Now, we could tell immediately that enduring this administration was going to be a challenge. This is what i said in my f
In the public interest, one of the nations Major Health Centers and cooperation with the American Medical Society and the United States Public Health program bring you the silent invader, and up to the minute reproach about asian influenza. How do you do . I am car lives, for our history, mankind has been forced to wage many battles in order to protect the nation against misfortune, and even possible exchanging. Sometimes, these wars have been, well, they have been catastrophic. The capacity of 1918, when influenza epidemic swept through our old nation as well as the entire world. The nation against nation or humanity against the forces of nature when man has opportunity to prepare himself. The battle against disease have found man and the unfortunate position of having to combat this enemy, only after it has and for infiltrated his community and in fact much of the population. Recently, you have become aware of a pandemic, or a worldwide epidemic which originated in the far east and i
Extinction. While sometimes these wars have been, well, theyve been catastrophic. There was the catastrophe of 1918, when an influenza epidemic swept through our own nation as well as the entire world. Unlike the battles of nation against nation, or humanity against the forces of nature when man has often had the opportunity to prepare himself, the battles against disease throughout the centuries have found men in the unfortunate position of having to combat this enemy only after it had infiltrated his community and infected much of the population. Recently, you have become aware of a pandemic, or a worldwide epidemic which originated in the far east and is now known as asian influenza. Because of the alertness and efficiency of the United States Public Health service, and the world health organization, a detection system similar to that of the aircraft spotting have been established throughout the world and has enabled us to recognize and follow the progress of asian influenza as it c
While sometimes these wars have been well, theyve catastrophic. There was the catastrophe of 1918, when an influenza epidemic swept through our own nation as well as the entire world. Unlike the battles of nation against nation, or humanity against the forces of nature when man has often had the opportunity to prepare himself, the battle against disease throughout the centuries have found men in the unfortunate position of having to combat this enemy only after it had infiltrated his community and infected much of the population. Recently, you have become aware of a pandemic, or a worldwide epidemic which originated in the far east and is now known as asian influenza. Because of the alertness and efficiency of the United States Public Health service, and the world health organization, a detection system similar to that of the aircraft spotting have been established throughout the world and has enabled us to recognize and follow the progress of asian influenza as it circles the globe. H