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Someone else. >> who? >> no. its the 25th anniversary! now the truth can be told. >> hes a lovely actor named craig bierko. >> yeah? >> and he didnt want to do an ensemble show. >> im going to go with not craigs best decision. [ laughter ] ♪ >> todays the day carol and i first consummated our physical relationship. had sex. >> surprise! >> i dont know. you dont want to mess with corn nuts. theyre crazy! >> we had auditioned david schwimmer for a previous pilot as we started writing this script...