We have to bring her in. We have to bring her in meghan trainer, everybody the queen of the world. Ladies. In my free time i just got some wine for you. Its my favorite type of wine for my favorite type of ladies. Thank you so much dont leave us i saw you out there, you were screaming. You were getting into it. Everybody kept saying first of all, Everybody Knows all the words to your songs in one second. Crazy. Thats why i write them. I want them to be easy so everyone can sing them. You know the one i love that we didnt play but well play next time you come . Dance like your daddy. She likes them all and im fond of several. Well bring my dad, well dance. Tell us what we have here. I just recently discovered 19 crimes, i love it, it tastes like grape juice to me. Im such a baby that i dont want to taste wine. I like that. You like grape juice. I have some over here. I cant have any because it would be like cheating on myself. I have to have my own line of wine. You have to have one sip
We have to bring her in yes, ms. Meghan trainor, everybody queen of the world. Come to us. I had some free time and i just got some wine my favorite type of wine for my favorite type of ladies. Awesome job. You were screaming. Can i tell you something. Everybody kept saying. First of all, Everybody Knows all the words to your songs in one second. Yes. Crazy. Thats why i write them. I want them to be easy so everybody can sing them. You know which one i love that you didnt play. Dance like your daddy. She likes them all. Well dance. Will your bring your daddy. Tell us what we have here. I just recently discovered it tastes like grape juice to me. I dont want it wine. It would be like cheating on myself. Cheating on myself. Meghan, we love you. Youre leaving. That is it. Nope, im staying all day. You can. Wed love to have you. We love you and thank you for wowing the crowd. On a tuesday that you can electroify a crowd like that and pack the house. It was amazing. Look how happy giada to
Its about 73 weekday tripsei is what 33 say metro the kind of impact its going to to have. Ha its going to run 13 days, day until june 16th, continuousth, single tracking between the East Falls Church and ballston stations. Expect extreme crowding inroin each direction. Irection. What are crews going to be crews doing . During that time they are going to be replacingla parts of the third rail, the insulators and cover boards boa and cleaning up the trackleanint beds. The federal Transit Administration says urgentay repairs are required to reduce the risk of smoke and fire events. This section initially wasas planned for november but the feds said, nope, you got to do this one first. Ne first. Ballston and new carrolton interestingly enough metroh m says its going to be puttingut on some Additional Trains, as, a mix of six and eight carig trains during the morning and afternoon rush. Rush. Some folks told us theyre planning as l an hour early this morning tonit try to navigate metro to
Snow. Listen to this, whose pizza this is, i think i know. This man is in the bathroom, though. He will not see me eating here to watch my mouth fill up with dough. Stephen oh, that is so moving. Im sorry i stereotyped you. Youre forgiven my good man. Give me leave so i can be alone with my poetry. Stephen of course. Though, al, parting is such sweet sorrow. Dont you mean pizza party is such swede sabarro . cheers and applause announcer tonight, stephen welcomes rose byrne bobby flay and weird al yankovic cheers and applause featuring jon batiste and stay human and now its time for the late show with Stephen Colbert captioning sponsored by cbs cheers and applause grateful. Im so grateful for all that energy. You can feel it. This room is electric right now. I feel like i could take this audience, i could grind them up and snort them, that would be fantastic and totally legal, too. Thank you so much. I need that energy. I came out here a little bit quieter tonight because i was up a lit
Could use some of that healing stuff that prince had. Yeah a solo would do it. The 7day looking nice. It will be hot tomorrow, but the weekend, good deal. 93 tomorrow, and not that humid. 90 on sunday. Less humid, and into the 80s to start the week, and not really humid at all. A perfect monday. Be sure to get out and enjoy yourself. Take advantage. Thats right. You made it, everybody. Thats it for us tonight. Have a good one. Okawhoa ady . [ explosion ] nothing should get in the way of the things you love. Get americas fastest internet. Stephen hey, weird al. I just wanted to stop by before the show and say, uh are you listening to Classical Music and reading poetry . Absolutely, stephen. Are you surprised . Stephen its just that youre weird al. Oh, i see. Because my name begins with the word weird, you presume me to be an uncouth gutter snipe. Stephen no, youre just known for doing parodies of pop songs. Thats not exactly highbrow. Ill have you know that i also do parodies of great p