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If everyone showed common sense, we wouldn’t need so many laws.

"Seinfeld" is known for its otherworldly comedic writing, but some classic moments were actually improvised while taping. Here are the Top 10 Greatest Unscripted "Seinfeld" Moments. (Photo by Emma McIntyre/Getty Images for Netflix)

>> this is him right here. >> is there a table ready? >> the chinese restaurant was one of the very, very early episodes of "seinfeld." and truly nothing happened in the episode. they were waiting for a table. >> i feel like just walking over there and taking some food off of somebodys plate. >> we said to larry david, hey, like nothing happens. and larry was offended. he was like wildly offended. >> nbc believed in the show so they said were committing to four episodes. >> yes, yeah, right. fou...

History. >> im out. >> one of the shorthand descriptions of "seinfeld" is no hugs, no lessons. lets push it a little further than its ever been pushed before. >> i think the big breakthrough of "seinfeld" was that the characters were not nice people. >> shut up, you old cow! >> they were narcissistic. >> help! >> they would screw each other at the drop of a hat. >> hes just a dentist. >> and youre an anti-dentite. >> and yet be best friends the next week. ♪ when you wish upon a star ♪ >> you...

All together. that was yesterday. and that is where you air grievances. steve: made up holiday. brian: were pretty sure. i dont know it, seemed pretty real when i watched it on seinfeld. seemed like they knew what they were doing, something that went back generations and seinfeld we know was based on a true story. most of their episodes anyway. one thing is pretty clear. you dont have to clear santa, is he used to bad weather and used to overcoming it whats happening right now with this omicron ...

Law, but how enforceable is it? steven mosher and walid phares are here on that and its a christmas tragedy, a satanic art display place next to a nativity scene in illinois. it has franklin graham fuming. he will be here to hit back and jose feliciano and i may sing a christmas duet. stay tuned for that. but first. christmas is and will always be a holy season and a time i hold sacred, but years ago, seinfeld introduced its own yuletide celebration on december 23rd. they call it festivas. >> th...

For new york city to display art projects? $25 million of your money went to pay for that. how about grinding up ferrets to develop covid and flu vaccines? $4.5 million. pigeons playing slot machines? more than $465,000. a study that verifies hearing bad news decreases happiness levels. that cost you and me $1.3 million. fattening yields for human consumption? more than $337,000. and telling people, in particular in vietnam not to burn their trash, $11.3 million is what that cost you. now, festi...

Holiday for the rest of us. you know what that means. >> the tradition of festive us begins with the airing of grievances. ive got a a lot of problems with you people. now you are going to hear about it. [laughter] >> brian: jimmy, what are your grievances? >> i was just going to say, we dont need a day for the airing of grievances, we already have that every day. it called twitter. my grievance would be that if they did a reboot of this "seinfeld" episode, george constanza would not be allowed ...

The anti-holiday holiday made famous on "Seinfeld" is celebrated annually on Dec. 23. Here's a look at its origins, traditions and how to celebrate.

The anti-holiday holiday made famous on "Seinfeld" is celebrated annually on Dec. 23. Here's a look at its origins, traditions and how to celebrate.