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>> figuring out how to get around the rules sometimes spawns even better comedy. seinfeld to me was the ultimate getting around the sensors. terms for things that were sexual. shrinkage. >> i think that you think that a certain something is not all that it could be. when in fact it is all that it should be and more. >> seinfeld, they were the master of euphemisms. >> there was shrinkage. >> it is what it is. thats technically correct. >> it shrinks? >> one of the great things about larry david a...

Steinfeld. >> what is the thing in the post office with the wanted posters on the walls? my main question, why did not they hold on to this guy when theyre taking his picture. >> seinfeld is the master of the minutiae of life. the more specific he can be, the better. hes like a miniature craftsman. hes the guy who can put a boat in a bottle. who has the patience? >> life cereal. thats a ballsy name, i always thought. life. what are we going to call this? how about oaties? squaries? oh, no. this ...

And says, have you every noticed -- kaboom, it explodes. and in that moment we all connect. which is an amazing charge, really. its kind of an adrenaline rush to connect on that kind of a level. >> we have to fight these battles, were all alone in the bathroom. alone. whatever goes wrong, you have to handle it. ever flush a toilet in big party and water starts coming up? this is the most frightening moment in the life of a human being. >> its illumination on something that was right in front of ...

To me. >> i have more money than the guy in the white house. >> it will be about which billionaire going forward. >> you have the seinfeld impeachment about nothing. >> they received subpoenas. adam schiffs basement on thursday. unlike previous witnesses, you and i have actually met. >> people say you said you were the chosen one. >> what business are you win? the mailbox business? you know hunter biden? >> when the time is right all good things happen. >> there is nowhere i would rather celebra...

Navarro. thank you for being here this morning. i really appreciate it. >> hey, pete, how are you doing? we have the seinfeld impeachment. its about nothing. pete: it is about nothing. >> and it costs. pete: it comes at a cost. former economics professor one of the things thats in your op-ed is the idea of opportunity costs. explain what that means and how that applies here. >> sure. its a great concept in economics. its the idea that there is an idea of a cost of not doing something because you...

Guy in the white house. >> its going to be about which billionaire. still not going forward to. >> we have the seinfeld having nothing. >> they already received subpoenas. if adam schiffs basement on thursday. like previous witnesses, you and i have actually met. >> i know people can say, you know, you are the chosen one. i said you were. >> what business do you answer? the mailbox? the mailbox, oh. you know, under by then. you know. speak out when the time is right, all good things happen. >> i...

Matter to me. >> maybe the argument is i got more money than the guy in the white house. >> its going to be about which billionaire has more money going forward. >> you got the seinfeld impeachment, its about nothing. >> theyve already received a subpoenas in adam schiff basement on thursday. unlike previous witnesses, you and i have actually met. >> mr. president, i know there are people who say that you were the chosen one. >> i said to him you wear. >> what business are you in, sir? the mailb...

Back. lucky for us, he liked it. >> are you trying to act like you aint with me? >> no, im not trying to act like im not with you. >> the actors wouldnt get an outline for the show. they wouldnt even read what the scene was about. >> judy! judy! oh, my god! >> by the way, that shelf coming down was not planned. that shelf really did come down and larry and jeff just acted their way through it. >> what do i do? >> jeffrey! >> its too big. >> do something, shes coming up! >> i think "curb" in many...

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>> george, im hungry. >> hang on, ma. hang on. >> once you do 30 minutes on masturbation, you can pretty much get away with anything. >> i guess youll be going back to that hospital. >> my mother, jerry. >> but are you still master of your domain? >> i am king of the county. >> the week after that aired, people were talking about that in the workplace the entire week. they still are talking about it. 52 seconds and two of the greatest words in sitcom history. >> im out. >> one of the shorthand d...