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Conservative actor who you will recognize from seinfeld. he has his take next. >> teacher: lets turn in your science papers. >> tech vo: this teacher always puts her students first. >> student: i did mine on volcanoes. >> teacher: you did?! oh, i cant wait to read it. >> tech vo: so when she had auto glass damage... she chose safelite. with safelite, she could see exactly when wed be there. >> teacher: you must be pascal. >> tech: yes maam. >> tech vo: saving her time... [honk, honk] >> kids: by...

Community. that, of course, you cant do. leftist writers are saying hes destroying his own legacy by daring to criticize them. >> dana: yesterday on "the five" we were talking about this whole idea about the outrage mob that will come for you and there was a dispute about whether conservatives will look at >> dana: cameras are rolling as journalists and their pasts and mark esper gets his first tweets and highlight those. briefing as secretary of when journalists do it to defense. first time in ...

>> you should see the traffic. the only thing that moves is the carpool lane. >> hey, danny, you want a date with mama? >> get in the car. >> "curb" came because larry wanted to do a special. it was, uh, film my life. but he would only make it with the stipulation that if he didnt like it, he could buy it back. lucky for us, he liked it. >> are you trying to act like im not with you? >> no, im not trying to act like youre not with me. >> ill pull this out. >> no. dont you dare do that. >> the ac...

Tgif was on abc on friday, and it was their block of family-oriented comedies. >> i cant take it. i need the cake. >> it was not sophisticated television, but these were shows that people adored. [ laughing and snorting ] >> cbs. >> cbs was in a really bad spot. they had just fallen apart over the early part of the 90s and theyd gone through a couple different network executives. >> but then suddenly they had this hit with an unknown comic. this was the year of seinfeld, no hugging, no learning,...

Masturbation, you can pretty much get away with anything. >> i guess youll be going back to that hospital. >> my mother, jerry. >> but are you still master of your domain? >> i am king of the county. >> the week after that aired, people were talking about that in the workplace the entire week. they still are talking about it. 52 seconds and two of the greatest words in sitcom history. >> im out. >> one of the shorthand descriptions of "seinfeld" is no hugs, no lessons. lets push it a little furt...

>> we really didnt think they had too much confidence in the show. >> we didnt think it would work, but we thought they had to go through their process and they would learn and ultimately they knew better than we did. >> my mother caught me. >> caught you? doing what? >> you know. i was alone. >> the turning point for "seinfeld" from like nice show that all of the cool people kind of know about but thats it to massive hit was an episode called "the contest" where they tried to abstain from self-...

>> in the 90s, what we realized is advertisers would pay premiums for college educated young adults 18 to 49. we started reinventing nbc and trying to speak to that audience. >> where is someone? im starving. >> this is him right here. >> is there a table ready? >> the chinese restaurant was one of the very, very early episodes of "seinfeld." and truly nothing happened in the episode. they were waiting for a table. >> i feel like just walking over there and taking some food off of somebodys plat...

Ensure, for strength and energy. a lighter note, candidate marian women son quoted "seinfeld" a few weeks ago. thats this weeks "state of the cartooniun." julia louis-dryfus -- quoted seinfeld. >> the former elaine ben nis thought of her other famous comedy show, "veep." >> i guess shes going to pick me as her running mate. it made us wonder what other iconic lines from seinfeld might

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The churches, they have the house, and they have avery majo network other than fox and they cant defeat fox. what? >> it is hilarious. chris was hilarious, mixed bag, that is a good one. your attempt at comedy is going great tonight. i feel like reliving in a seinfeld episode where george does everything backwards. are they are serious? do you understand that we been subjected to competent rumors o conspiracy theories by chuck, todd, chris, and others about collusion that never had happened in t...