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>> george, im hungry. >> hang on, ma. hang on. >> once you do 30 minutes on masturbation, you can pretty much get away with anything. >> i guess youll be going back to that hospital. >> my mother, jerry. >> but are you still master of your domain? >> i am king of the county. >> the week after that aired, people were talking about that in the workplace the entire week. they still are talking about it. 52 seconds and two of the greatest words in sitcom history. >> im out. >> one of the shorthand d...

Generation x, the 20 somethings, boomerangers, whatever the 46 million young souls are called are turning out to be a hard sell. >> in the 90s, what we realized is advertisers would pay premiums for college educated young adults 18 to 49. we started reinventing nbc and trying to speak to that audience. >> where is someone? im starving. >> this is him right here. >> is there a table ready? >> the chinese restaurant was one of the very, very early episodes of "seinfeld." and truly nothing happened...

Former chief of cvp who said we have a serious situation. weve had a rise in attempted entries in 2017 and 2018. a lot of that may relate to the economy, in fact, because, of course, the economy is booming and people want to come here to work. >> from the standpoint of a trump voter who feels what youre expressing right now. heard him in the campaign say they wanted wall. for two years republican president, republican senate, republican house, no wall. >> right. >> democrats get control of congr...

Country, north carolina eighth. this is likely fans only fans at seeing zhe i dont know williamson take on unc at home. were number one, we beat anybody. we are the devils. the devils. >> actor patrick war burton better known as putty from seinfeld was back in his old character at the new jersey devils game. dropping the first puck in celebration of 90s night and he got the crowd fired up, even taking off his jersey. he then went over to first pump all the players and watch when he tries to le...

Familiar scene tearing his shirt off to fire up the crowd. pittsburgh won the game 4-3. okay. you want to leave your shirt on today though, janice because it is a cold one out there. janice: shirts off, what? im just kidding. you dont know who putty is my friend? i have to introduce you to seinfeld episodes. hello, everyone. where are from you. >> ohio. use that. >> glen stone. >> where is that? >> two hours from buffalo. >> south carolina. janice: very nice. thank you for coming to "fox & frien...

Robbery. 19 year veteran of the force leaves behind a wife. well, trying to get the perfect selfie nearly cost a teen his life. tristan bailey fell off a bridge in dallas, texas. attempting to take a photo. doctors say it is a miracle he survived with a collapsed lung and fractured pelvis. >> one more turn, one more twist its amazing that he didnt snap his neck. its amazing that he is not a paraplegic or broke his back. he plans to join the air force after he is fully recovered. do you remember ...

The way yeah. >> laura: okay shes the only one that could put michelle in her place and she did >> laura: i love mother robinson an update. you remember dave "assman" of saskatchewan, was forbidden by the government from putting his name on a license plate. he got a decal of his name, "assman," on the rear-end of his pickup truck. >> laura: on the rear the end for all the world to see. its pronounced "assman" in it isnt. i heard him repeatedly in interviews, he said "assman." dave "ass...

[laughter] >> she is the only one who can put michelle in her place, and she did. >> laura: i love mother robinson. >> last week, your member dave from saskatchewan, forbidden from putting his name on a personalized license plate. this week he found some self-love, he got a decal of his name, "assman" on the rear end of his pickup truck for all the world to see. >> laura: its pronounced os-man. >> no, it isnt. he said in interviews assman. dave assman. hes proud to be a assman. b brown. its vale...

Regardless if the word in someones name is pronouncedrs differently than the offensive version so because aes a -- it appears offensive to people they will not put on the license but im deeply offended for misters asman because what if your name is buba man. you cant have a license? b1 apparently, you know what im offended by? im offended by, well, offended by people who do vanity plates at old. >> raymond: seinfeld had a similar episode in effect the same asman reference. >> asman, these dont b...

Someones name is pronounced differently than the offensive version. because it appears offensive to people, they will not put it on the license. i am deeply offended for him because what if your name is yo cant have a license? >> apparently. you know what im offended by? im offended by what im offended by people he used vanity plates at all. in seinfeld has a similar reference. >> i think theres been a mistake. >> i am not that man. >> as far as the state of new york is concerned, you are.