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The average person. i found that amazing. number two was death. to the average person, if you have to be at a funeral, you would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy. >> seinfeld, gaffigan, regan, they inspire others to try it as a challenge. funny without talking about anything that would offend their mother. >> freedom, freedom is great, but i dont pop up alone in bed in the middle of the night going i can do whatever i want. im not rolling around in bed, look at the freedom. i have s...

Steinfeld. >> jerry seinfeld. >> whats the thing with the post office with the wanted posters on the walls? my min question with the wanted posters on the wall, why didnt they hank onto this guy when they took his picture? >> seinfeld was the master of the minutia of life, the more specific he can be, the better. a writtenture craftsman. >> light, cereal, that was a balsy name, i thaualways though. life. squaries, its much bigger than that. this is life, i tell you. >> jerry seinfeld is technica...

Squaries, its much bigger than that. this is life, i tell you. >> jerry seinfeld is technically and work-wise, the greatest comedian, someone who really cares about the structure of a joke. >> i saw a study that said speaking in front of a crowd is considered the number one fear of the average person. i found that amazing. number two was death. to the average person, if you have to be at a funeral, you would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy. >> seinfeld, gaffigan, regan, those were ...

A joke. it should be able to swing both ways. if you could swing it through both ways, you got yourself a joke, a routine. >> those comedians who dont rely in blue comedy, they rely on their words and the punch lines and the deliveries. >> will you please welcome jerry steinfeld? >> jerry seinfeld. >> whats the thing with the post office with the wanted posters on the walls? my main question with the wanted posters on the wall, why wouldnt they hang onto this guy when they were taking his pictur...

Good to Great technician good name. Which f.d.a. Clinical trials actually become approved with the. Drug exceeding $1000000000.00 if they fail and what happens to the 8 when they do Dr Dan gold the c.e.o. Of. Joins me to talk about what it sees as opportunity. On this weeks. Lets take. It. You know the industry is going through a bit of a wireless. Transition which is understandable the technology is changing all the time and their services must as well not so long ago it was an industry breakt...

Were like children, were not men. >> no, were not. were not men. >> were pathetic. you know that? >> like i dont know that im pathetic. >> "seinfeld," initially called it the show about nothing. obviously, it was not about nothing, but thats what they called it. the initial idea was larry david and jerry had an idea of two guys hangs out and talking about stuff. >> listen to this. marcy comes over and she tells me that her ex-boyfriend was over late last night and yadda y yadda yadda, im really ...

But he would only make it with the stipulation that if he didnt like it, he could buy it back. lucky for us, he liked it. >> are you trying to act like im not with you? >> no, im not trying to act like youre not with me. dont you dare do that. >> the actors wouldnt get an outline for the show. they wouldnt even read what the scene was about. >> judy! judy! oh, my god! >> by the way, that shelf coming down was not planned. that shelf really did come down and larry and jeff just acted their way th...

And larry was offended. he was, like, wildly offended. >> nbc believed in the show so they said were committing to four episodes. >> yes. yeah, right. four episodes. >> formally its 13 or 8 or something. >> yes, at least. so, we doesnt really think they had too much confidence in the show. >> we didnt think it would work, but we felt that they had to go through their process and they would learn and ultimately, they knew better than we did. >> my mother caught me. >> caught you? doing what? >> y...

This was the year of "seinfeld," no hugging, no learning, and this was a show being made as if it was produced in the era of the dick van dyke show. >> i love you. >> there was hugging. there was learning. >> i love you, son. >> all right, all right. >> if you worked for me, your job was so go home, get in a fight with your wife and come back in and tell me about it. >> dont sleep on the couch. i just cleaned down there. >> in fact, the pilot i put in this true thing that happened to me wherein ...

>> 6:30, time for your bath. >> george, im hungry. >> hang on, ma. hang on. >> once you do 30 minutes on masturbation, you can pretty much get away with anything. >> i guess youll be going back to that hospital. >> my mother, jerry. >> but are you still master of your domain? >> i am king of the county. >> the week after that aired, people were talking about that in the workplace the entire week. >> they still are talking about it. 52 seconds and two of the greatest words in sitcom history. >> i...