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>> hang on, ma. hang on. >> once you do 30 minutes on masturbation, you can pretty much get away with anything. >> i guess youll be going back to that hospital. >> my mother, jerry. >> but are you still master of your domain? >> i am king of the county. >> the week after that aired, people were talking about that in the workplace the entire week. they still are talking about it. 52 seconds and two of the greatest words in sitcom history. >> im out. >> one of the shorthand descriptions of "seinfe...

Hang on. >> once you do 30 minutes on masturbation, you can pretty much get away with anything. >> i guess youll be going back to that hospital. >> my mother, jerry. >> but are you still master of your domain? >> i am king of the county. >> the week after that aired, people were talking about that in the workplace the entire week. they still are talking about it. 52 seconds and two of the greatest words in sitcom history. >> im out. >> one of the shorthand descriptions of "seinfeld" is no hugs, ...

Four episodes. >> normally its 13 or 8 or something. >> yes, at least. >> we really didnt think they had too much confidence in the show. >> we didnt think it would work, but we thought they had to go through their process and they would learn and ultimately they knew better than we did. >> my mother caught me. >> caught you? doing what? >> you know. i was alone. >> the turning point for "seinfeld" from like nice show that all of the cool people kind of know about but thats it to massive hit was...

Werent the only network that found their way to having some success. tgif was on abc on friday, and it was their block of family-oriented comedies. >> i cant take it. i need the cake. >> it was not sophisticated television. but these were shows that people adored. [ laughing ] >> cbs. >> cbs was in a really bad spot. they had just fallen apart over the early part of the 90s and had gone through a couple different network executives. >> but then suddenly they had this hit with an unknown comic. t...

Four episodes. >> normally its 13 or eight or something. >> yes, at least. >> we really didnt think they had too much confidence in the show. >> we didnt think it would work, but we thought they had to go through their process and they would learn and ultimately they knew better than we did. >> my mother caught me. >> caught you? doing what? >> you know. i was alone. >> the turning point for "seinfeld" from like nice show that all of the cool people kind of know about but thats it to massive hit...

Tgif was on abc on friday, and it was their block of family-oriented comedies. >> i cant take it. i need the cake. >> it was not sophisticated television. but these were shows that people adored. [ laughing and snorting ] >> cbs. >> cbs was in a really bad spot. they had just fallen apart over the early part of the 90s and had gone through a couple different network executives. >> but then suddenly they had this hit with an unknown comic. this was the year of seinfeld, no hugging, no learning, a...

Categories, the big little lies fantastic, that was a great, great show. it notched a couple of wins for nicole kidman and alexander cars guard. vip won and "this is us," outstanding drama. i know you love that one. sterling k. brown became the first african american actor to win for male actor in a drama. he is terrific. and julia louis-dreyfus snagged two wins. he is broke the record for the most sag honors for a single actor. she now has nine. what was she got a loft rewards for? >> seinfeld?...

Attractions support evangelica christians. he proceeds to murder sue a more opposite path than even george costanza in that episode of seinfeld. he do da meansemeans a former p. he mocks a disabled reporter again with no decline in his political fortune. he says i could stand in the middle of fifth avenue and shoot somebody and i wouldnt lose voters. en route to vanquishing a crowded field of more experienced candidates. in the general election, he squares off against a yale law school he had in...

Tonight im obsessed with seinfeld and the shutdown countdown. jerry seinfeld said we root against a player on the other team and for him when hes traded to our team. the player hasnt changed only his clothing has. he put were just rooting for laundry. that is what our politicians are doing right now. take nancy pelosi. ready to shut down the government. here she was in 2013 in the face of a republican shutdown. >> you do not use the threat of shutting down government to try to advance your polic...

And get our job work done. >> senator, im guessing the blame game, that is what the two parties do best. >> i hope we know how to resolve and talk to each other and work together and listen to each other and keep government open and resolve these issues, i think -- >> i think a lot of people want to see that. senator cardin, thanks for coming on. up ahead, why the shutdown countdown is reminding me of seinfeld. serenity now. n i can get it. i need my blood sugar to stay in control. i need to c...