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Grab an outfit. >> thanks, cramer. >> elaine is afraid of snowball. >> little snowball? he runs on batteries. >> you know, george, thats an onion. >> yes, it is. >> it is just really weird to eat an onion like an apple. weird enough it has been mocked on "seinfeld." but in australia the countrys top politician prime minister tony abbott is known for doing just that delightfully chomping into raw onions, skin be damned. >> very good. oh, yeah. >> very good. no tears even on that guy. in fact, mr....

>> and hes done. >> oh, my. >> no more questions. >> its a one-hour show, man. >> i thought we werent going to be able to fill an hour. apparently not a problem. number two, which female news anchor served as a press aide to and then a private employee to president nixon. chris? >> you pushed my hand out of the way. >> real name leila, we know her as diane sawyer. >> correct answer. >> oh, my god. >> on july 14, 1952, dave garroway became the first -- chris? >> i cant believe you got the buzzer ...

When he starts to really try to be a serious candidate. hes not good at that. hes good at being sort of the jester of the campaign and hes found a very effective way to do that and ride that to the top of the polls. >> reminds me of the old seinfeld episode where george started doing the exact opposite of his instinct. and suddenly his life turned around. trumps opponents have hurled big insults his way. they called him fake conservative, cancer, carnival act. they called his support in the poll...

Moneypeople? >> why would you actively do it? >> id do it in a heartbeat. i wish this web site was around when i was in school because im still paying student loans. >> third year law student. go fund me just set one up for ashley madison account so i can get my ex-girlfriend. start funding me, baby. >> you have to be married first. >> well, whatever. [ overlapping speakers ] >> no lemonade for you. thats what police are telling jerry seinfeld after shutting down his fund charity lemonade stand....

>> country connection. i love johnnie cash and willie nelson. bob dylan. >> people are either into bob dylan or not at all. you cant be a middle of the road bob dylan fan. >> i like country, rock country, hard rock. >> country as they call. >> it you like hard rock? >> i do like it every now and then rocking out in the car. then i like old school rock like the eagles and fleetwood mac. >> that makes me feel really old. i like old people music like eagles and fleetwood mac. >> eric, this is from ...

Its moving. nobody believes me. >> they really didnt believe him. and then my brother-in-law, dave, said, "t.j., no, you need to look up." im like, "no, you guys are razzing me." "no, look up." i ended up turning my head -- you got to be kidding, what is this? >> i was very excited, screamed to t.j., telling him to get a camera and film it. >> i got it on tape! i have it! >> do you have it? yes, i have it! sounds like "seinfeld," but i have it on tape. >> three bright lights are hovering above t...

David of curb your enthusiasm co-founder of "seinfeld." i understand from the pictures we saw, there might have been some sand traps involved. i dont want to squeal on anybody. im just saying. >> oh, no! if larry david got in a sand trap, can you even imagine that? thats enough humor for a week. his reaction to that. anyway, okay, chris jansing, thanks so much from marthas vineyard. what answers does it provide. so this beauty can be yours with a down payment

>> another neither was over line garrett was right and the president had the right to act indignance. >> the art of the insult has worked for donald trump a product of new yorks tabloid culture picking on rosie or seinfeld he always grabs headlines but now he is a presidential candidate, donald trump often is his own worst enemy. it is one thing to say rick perry should get new glasses and another to make light of the captivity of john mccain tortured as a vietnam p.o.w. and this misfire by the ...

Great, see what i did there. lanette lopez, here is one thing america makes. im slightly obsessed with america exporting cultural products. when you travel its crazy to go to a place and realize how like im in croatia but they are watching "seinfeld" and they freaking love it. they love it. they love "seinfeld" this is really specific humor that managed to make it over here. >> everyone loves a show about nothing. >> there is an amazing article about translating "seinfeld." thats just a side not...

America makes. im slightly obsessed with america exporting cultural products. when you travel its crazy to go to a place and realize how like im in croatia but they are watching "seinfeld" and they freaking love it. they love it. they love "seinfeld" this is really specific humor that managed to make it over here. >> everyone loves a show about nothing. >> there is an amazing article about translating "seinfeld." thats just a side note. here is one of my favorite things to do, listen local rap m...